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Which crew ‘s extras are so professional ? Who are you ? Are you sick ? What are you talking about? You ‘re disturbing people so early in the morning and making a mess. I think you are sick. Who am I? I’m your father , Zhao Zhao, the current Minister of War. Today I will beat you to death, you ignorant thing. Just wait for me. I have traveled through time, little beauty, here I come. This original body actually slept with An Guogong’s granddaughter Chu Yanran. It’s over. It’s all over now. Xiaoliu, where is my sword? Here it is, master. Master has sharpened it long ago. Good job, I will chop you off today, you bastard . Give the Duke an explanation. Master, don’t do it, Yi’er. He’s our only son. If you kill him , won’t you be killing me? Don’t worry about this matter, Xiaoliu. Pull the lady away. I’m going to save your bastard father today . I drank too much last night and I can’t remember anything that happened afterwards. Someone must have plotted against me. You idiot, who wrote “swollen on a white dog and a yellow dog”? Who got full and framed your father ? If you kill me , this matter will be an ironclad case. Our Zhao family will become the laughing stock of the whole capital. He’s so thoughtful. Is this still my playboy son? He used to be a bastard , but from today on I will definitely help you solve your problems and keep my Zhao family safe . Okay , I don’t need you to keep my Zhao family safe. Just think carefully about how to explain this to the Chu family . Dad, I plan to use my literary talent to impress Chu Yanran and get her forgiveness. You don’t even take a piss to look at your ugly face . Where did you get your literary talent ? The dark history left by the original owner is really lethal. Dad , if you think my literary talent is not good, then I will show you how to be ugly today . Okay , I will give you one last chance. Fang Yier ca n’t even read all the words, so how can he write poetry? What if he angers the master again? What should I do? Everyone in the capital knows that the young master is an unlearned playboy. Now it is estimated that… I’m going to make a fool of myself. Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Hu Gou, Shuang Xue Ming. Is Zhao Ke referring to someone from my Zhao family? This opening is so powerful . The silver saddle shines on the white horse , galloping like a meteor. Kill one person every ten steps, kill one person, and travel a thousand miles without stopping. The artistic conception and spirit of this poem are so high that they can be passed down through the ages. I will leave and hide my name. This is a poem that my dandy son can write. The lady can easily come up with such a masterpiece that will last forever . Is this still the dandy young master who fights cocks and runs dogs? Yi’er is very different from before . Could it be that he has been possessed by some evil spirit ? Dad, can you listen to the child’s opinion this time? This kid is like a different person. You said something bad happened to the master. Someone from the Anguo Mansion came so quickly . Are you Zhao Zhao’s son? How do you plan to resolve the matter of Zhao Yi being my granddaughter, Duke? Now that things have come to this, I have no right to defend myself, but I will be responsible for Miss Yanran to the end. Zhao Yi, are you worthy? I am indeed not worthy now, but I will prove to you that I am worthy . The Northern Di army is at the gates of the city. The empress posted the imperial edict, but no one dared to uncover it. I am not talented enough to uncover the imperial edict and protect the Great Zhou. Do you think you are not going to die soon enough, you dandy ? If I can really repel the enemy, it proves that I am worthy of protecting Miss Yanran from the wind and rain. If I don’t have that ability and lose my life, then the matter between Miss Yanran and me will be written off. What do you think? I didn’t expect this idiot to have such courage and determination. This is my tribute to Miss Yanran. I apologize and hope that the Duke will pass on this poem, “Graceful as a Startled Swallow, Like a Wandering Dragon. ” The artistic conception is simply appalling. Okay , I’ll believe you just this once. Thank you , Duke . I ‘ll go and uncover the imperial edict now. Goodbye , Zhao Yi. It was you who wrote ” The Yellow Dog’s White Body, The White Dog’s Swelling.” Your Majesty is a commoner. You tore up the imperial edict. I’ll give you a chance . I ask you, and you answer this first question. If you were a general and captured a city , and the soldiers and civilians in the city swore to the death to resist, how would you deal with them to prevent future troubles? How would you prevent future troubles ? I would use the wheels as the boundary. Anyone taller than a wheel would be executed. You ‘re truly a fool. Your Majesty, the Minister of War, Zhao Zhao, has requested an audience. Let him come in. Summon the Minister of War , Zhao Zhaoliang, to see me and pay your respects to Your Majesty . Your Majesty, if your son has offended the majesty of heaven. I hope Your Majesty will spare my son’s life. I, Zhao Aiqing, might as well listen to your son’s opinion on how to rise first. Regarding the second question, my Great Zhou system is entrenched in corruption and corruption persists despite repeated crackdowns. What good ideas do you have? I have two ideas. One is to set up a question-and-answer platform for the people to ask questions and the officials to answer, so that all the dirty things can be solved. If this is exposed in broad daylight, how many officials will lose their heads ? On the secret side, we can set up an inner court agency headed by the eunuchs most trusted by Your Majesty to inspect the country and supervise all officials. However, this agency is only responsible to Your Majesty. The emperor authorizes execution first and report later. This is to marginalize all officials and let a group of eunuchs control the power of life and death. So , one obvious and one hidden, one open and one blocked . Now, the last question: The Northern Di have 100,000 iron cavalrymen at the gate of the city. What is your strategy for repelling the enemy? I have two strategies. The first is that I know of a substance called cement that can quickly build a city as solid as a rock, which will definitely prevent the Northern Di army from crossing the line. What about the second ? Establish elite light cavalry and launch a blitzkrieg. Implement the Three Lights Strategy and poison their water sources , which will surely prevent the Northern Di army from advancing south. Poisoning their water sources is simply against the will of Heaven. But distant water cannot quench immediate thirst. What is the most urgent decision now ? I petition to lead the army into battle . With my father as commander and me as vanguard , I will surely ensure that the Northern Di army will be defeated. If we cannot defeat them, I am willing to behead my father. How could I have given birth to such a rebellious son? My dear Lord Zhao , what do you think of your son’s proposal ? I think it is very good . I have no objection . Let me pass on my decree to appoint Zhao Zhao as the General of Zhenbei, his son Zhao Yi as the vanguard, and grant him three soldiers. It will take three months to repel the Northern Di. You, my minister, follow my orders . You go down first. Zhao Yi hopes you can give me a surprise . Stop , stop, you bastard . I’ll beat you to death, you bastard. I ‘ll beat you to death. I told you to get out of the way. You can go by yourself. You want to take me and my whole family with you. I’ll chop you alive. Who are you going to chop? Who are you going to chop? It was your idea that grandpa went to the front line. Yes, okay. If we win this battle , we will bring honor to our ancestors. If we lose , we will die on the battlefield. If you are afraid of death, then you are not my, Zhao Xiao’s, son. If you are afraid of death, then you are not my, Zhao Xiao’s, son. This time, you two should let go and build this huge family business. I, an old man, have no bones. Can’t disperse, yes, it’s mostly father,
yes, father. Someone is coming. Tell Li Jin and Li Yin to pack up and get over here quickly to be my grandson’s personal soldiers. If they dare to let my grandson lose a hair on the battlefield, I will not forgive them. Master , go , Dad , why are you going? Go , pack your luggage, go, and see Yanmen Prefect Ma Zhong to meet the General Zhenbei . What is the current situation at Yanmen Pass? The enemy is attacking the city crazily, regardless of casualties. The soldiers haven’t slept for three days and three nights. The report says that the Northern Di army has started to attack the city again. Send our army an order to meet the enemy. Wait a minute , father , calm down. What nonsense do you have? Let go quickly. Prefect Ma, what is the most common thing in the army now ? There are people and there are also. Human excrement from eating, drinking, defecating , and urinating is good . Pass on my military order to all soldiers to collect all feces , add water and boil it. You bastard, the military situation is urgent , what nonsense are you talking about? This thing is called gold juice. Apply it to the tip of a sharp blade. In severe cases, the wound will ulcerate and the fever will not subside. Even if a god comes, it will be difficult to treat. This is called physical attack plus magic damage . Do you understand ? I don’t understand. The Great Zhou is a benevolent and righteous army. These despicable means are not needed. Father, the city gate is about to be breached. Do you want your benevolence or the lives of all the soldiers at Yanmen Pass? Ma Taishou, follow the order. If there is any problem, I, Zhao Yi, will take the responsibility. I obey the order. General and Major General, those Tartars were disgusted by us and vomited. I never want to see that scene again in my life , especially those who were injured . The pain is so terrible that it’s worse than just hacking them to death. Just be effective. Each of you lead 500 cavalrymen to the outside of their camp, fire rockets, beat the war drums, and give them a hard time. What kind of tactic is this? I want them to have a mental breakdown , to make them all nervous overnight . General , after we’ve tormented the Northern Di camp, their spirits are low. The Northern Di camp is low, their spirits are low
. They’re almost going crazy from our torture. Okay, issue the order to open the city gates and attack with all your might. You’ve tormented them all night, why attack now ? The enemy is tired, so I’ll attack them. This is a surprise attack. A great victory for the Northern Di. This battle was fought with great success, worthy of Li Jin and Li Yin’s skill. This combination of “enemy advance, we retreat; enemy retreat, we harass” has caused heavy losses to the Northern Di camp. It’s a mess. Li Jin and Li Yin, find a good feng shui place for our fallen brothers to bury them properly. Major General, what should we do with the bodies of those Tartars ? We’re shouting outside their camp. If we want to collect their bodies, we have to exchange them for money, weapons, and war horses. If they don’t exchange them, then we’ll just throw them all into the wild to feed the wolves. Major General , you really are a living Bodhisattva. Yes , you’re responsible for both killing and burying them. Wait, take this and throw it outside the Beidi camp. Just say it’s a gift from me to their commander, Tuoba Hong. Wait and report it to the commander. A Zhou man outside the city threw this down and said it was a gift from their major general . Major general , put the pink bellyband in that box. At least say hello to me. If I hadn’t run fast, I would have been skinned alive by them. Okay, send people to ambush outside the city overnight. Let ‘s have our best archers lie in ambush inside. It’s Grandpa Tuoba Hong. Does the bellyband I gave you fit you? Do you want me to give you two more to rotate between ? This kid is too much. Come and challenge me in a duel. I will tear him apart with my own hands. Bring me my bow and arrows, kid , wait for me. All of you wait where you are. I will shoot that guy with my own hands. Come on , little cutie , give me your life. Don’t you like to yell? Keep yelling! No, there’s a trap. Let ‘s go. Shoot him to death. If you have the guts, don’t run away. Commander, we can’t fight anymore. That Zhao Yi is a piece of shit. Forget it. Let ‘s get out of this damn place. I never want to come back again. I see your majesty. This empress is really something. This scoundrel is a piece of shit . All the ministers stand and thank your majesty. Zhao Zhao, I am with Zhao Yi. Your Majesty , thank you for your grace. My dear minister, please rise and thank you. Your Majesty, I have a report to you . What is your business? Your Majesty, Zhao Yi doused the enemy with gold juice at the border . This tactic was extremely cruel and vicious . I
recommend that Zhao Yi be severely punished. I recommend that Zhao Yi be severely punished, isn’t it ? Censor Chen, right? When the Northern Di army was at the gates, burning, killing, and looting , where was the righteousness you spoke of ? You used underhanded tactics to preserve your right to speak nonsense in court, and you’re now biting me back. Do you still have any shame? Lord Chen almost fainted. Why would you mess with this living devil ? Now you’ve lost your reputation and were almost killed. Send Lord Chen back to his residence and dismiss the court. I’ll take my leave, Lord Zhao . Please stay. His Majesty has ordered Zhao Yi, the Deputy Minister of the Ministry of War, to appear before the emperor in the study. When you see the emperor , keep your mouth shut and do n’t talk nonsense. Don’t worry , what will this figure look like in a bikini ? I
kowtow to your majesty . I kowtow to your majesty. Thank you , Your Majesty . How long will it take for the cement you mentioned to show up ? Your Majesty , at least one month , at most two months. I will definitely see results . Very good . I will order the Ministry of Works to fully cooperate with you on the financial matters. You should figure it out yourself. Your last proposal to establish a cabinet agency to monitor all officials was a good idea . I think it’s a good idea, but I have a bad feeling. However , the person in charge of this agency must be someone I trust the most, Zhao Yi. You will be this person I trust the most. Are you asking me to become a eunuch? Your Majesty , although I am loyal and honest , I lack the ability . I absolutely cannot bear such a heavy responsibility . I hope you can retract your decision. Who do you think is qualified for the job? I think Chen Zheng is a good choice. Your Majesty , why don’t you let him have a try ? He will definitely catch a lot of corrupt officials. How can you say this out loud? Your
Majesty , what do you think of my proposal? How should we implement your proposal of asking the government to rule the country? Your Majesty, although this policy is good , it is too early to implement it now. We must first stabilize the country and resist foreign aggression . We must first stabilize the country. Your Majesty, although the Northern Barbarians have retreated , their foundation is intact and they may very likely make a comeback. This is an external threat, and our Great Zhou is not a monolithic entity. I have just ascended the throne and there are undercurrents in the court. In particular, that Zhennan King Wude has formed a clique for personal gain and I am afraid he has great ambitions. Your Majesty , if you implement the “asking the government to rule the country” policy at this time , it will inevitably affect their interests . At that time, internal and external troubles will erupt together and the national system will be shaken. How do you think I should maintain internal peace? Your Majesty, may I ask how many descendants the Prince of Zhennan has ? They’re all very capable. I have a plan that will not only deal with the Prince of Zhennan , but also clearly arrange for all the vassal kings. This plan is called the Enfeoffment Order, which grants them fiefdoms to all their sons. Within three generations, these vassal kings who can challenge the court will become a group of petty landlords fighting among themselves. This plan is excellent. Killing people without bloodshed feels really good. My dear Zhao, your plan is very vicious, but your eyes are very lustful . You ‘ve been caught in the act. I’m thinking of using your vicious plan to deal with those traitors , or should I dig out your dishonest eyes first? Replying to Your Majesty , Replying to Your Majesty, This is not lust, but awe and worship . I am stunned by your demeanor, which is like a god descending to earth. Forget it, since he presented the Enfeoffment Order, please forgive him this time . The Empress is too fierce. It’s better to go and see my Miss Yanran. Thank you, Your Majesty. I will take my leave, Duke. What are you doing here? I came here to ask you a favor . I want to see Miss Yanran . Please wait here . I will ask Yanran first. If she doesn’t want to see you, you can leave immediately. Thank you, Duke. Come with me. She is three times more beautiful than I imagined . What does he want to do? The old dream of Luoyang has turned to ashes. The snow covers the monument outside Yanmen Pass. I don’t ask for the closure of the past grudges , but I hope you will recognize my heart. This time he said that the old him is dead. He doesn’t ask for my forgiveness, but only hopes to know him this time. The old Zhao Yi died on that rainy night. Last time, I dared to give you a piece of Luoshen Fu. I wonder if you have read it. You, a pervert , really have some crooked talent. Cheat is also talent. It’s my honor to catch your eye, Miss Yanran. He used to be worse than a beast. I apologize to you on his behalf. But from today on, I won’t let anyone bully you, humiliate you , insult you , or hurt you in the slightest. Should I believe him? I know you don’t believe me, but it doesn’t matter. People’s true nature will be revealed over time. It’s tiring to stand here, so why not sit down and tell you a story to relieve your boredom ? A long time ago, there was a place called Zhujiazhuang. In this village, there lived a very beautiful girl named Zhu Yingtai . Zhu Yingtai disliked makeup and only loved reading, so she often disguised herself as a man to go to the academy to study. Ma Wencai forced Zhu Yingtai to marry him, and Liang Shanbo fell ill when he learned about it . Finally, he vomited blood and died. What happened next? On the day of Zhu Yingtai’s wedding, the bridal sedan passed by Liang Shanbo’s grave. Suddenly , a strong wind blew and the grave split open. Zhu Yingtai jumped in. In the end, they turned into a pair of extremely beautiful butterflies and flew out. ” Miss , don’t cry, I haven’t finished my story yet. ” Their story moved the old immortal. The old immortal showed mercy and turned them back into humans. From then on, they lived happily together. There is such an ending . Anyway, in my opinion, lovers should finally get married. The ill-fated mandarin ducks should also have a happy ending. He seems really different from before . It’s getting late, and I should go back today. I ‘m sorry for disturbing you, young lady. I don’t ask for the grudges to be resolved, but I hope you will understand this time . Dad , you bastard, you don’t even knock when you enter the house. Why knock on the door when you enter your own house? What are you doing? I signed a military order with His Majesty to make cement . The Ministry of Industry will cooperate, but we need to find a way to get the start-up capital ourselves. I don’t know you well, so don’t tell me anything. Our child needs money. Why don’t you invest 20,000 taels to test the waters? How much is 20,000 taels? I’ll give you a tip. Turn right when you go out. There ‘s Fenglai Money House there. Dad, I’m working for His Majesty . If the cement is made, you may be granted the title of Duke in the future . I don’t want it , I ‘m not worthy of it. Don’t drag me along. Once this cement is mass-produced , it will sell for a fortune. Investing now is called angel investment, understand? The returns in the future will be hundreds or thousands of times greater . Okay, don’t fool me. I’m not playing with your so-called investment . Anyway, if you don’t give it to me now, tell His Majesty that you’re reluctant to part with a mere 20,000 taels and delay the country’s major plans . You won’t take a penny more than 20,000 taels . Thank you. You’re a piece of shit. Take the money and find me two things. One is whitish stone and the other is sticky mud. What do you want these things for , young master ? Then forget about it. Go find it quickly. Then dig a kiln in a remote place and wait. I am the Major General. The Major General has found the thing . The Major General has done a good job . Hurry and find a few people to light the kiln. I also need to go to the Ministry of Works to find a few craftsmen. I am Zhao Yi, the Deputy Minister of the Ministry of War. I have come here on the orders of Your Majesty to borrow a few craftsmen from your Lord Shangshu . Lord Zhao, our Lord Shangshu has been feeling unwell recently . You should come back another day. Lord Zhao , there is no rush for this matter. Wait for me. I will go to Your Majesty and complain now . You have to make the decision for me. So what? Those old guys in the Ministry of Works think I am a low-ranking official and don’t treat me as a human being. You have to make the decision for me. How do you want me to help you? You have to give me an imperial edict , otherwise I won’t be able to make this cement . So you want real power . Okay, I agree. Thank you, Your Majesty . Get up first, but I want to see the results of the cement within a month . If you don’t see it , come to my side and be my most trusted person. This bitch actually cares about my roots. I will work hard until my death. Get out of here quickly. Why are you wrapped up so tightly today? Bad review. Who dares to act wildly in the palace ? I thought it was someone else. It turned out to be Lord Zhao . Why do you have nowhere to go and run to us to beg for food ? Old dog, what were you saying just now? The wind is too strong outside and I couldn’t hear clearly. I said, how dare you ? How presumptuous of you, Lord Zhao Yi, you are just… How dare the Deputy Minister of War attack and injure someone in my Ministry of Works? Someone , arrest him! Wait, open your eyes wide and show me Zhao Yi. The entire Ministry of Works must fully cooperate with this matter. Anyone who neglects or shirks responsibility will be punished for disobeying the order. I obey your order. I can use your people this time, right? Sir Zhao, who do you want first? Arrest these two and give them thirty lashes. Sir Zhao, please spare their lives. We will never trouble you again. Sir Zhao, someone , take them away and do as you say . Yes , sir, I know I was wrong. Sir , please spare my lives . Find a few of the best craftsmen, but remember , don’t find me one. I’ll deal with those crooked melons and cracked dates right away. Go listen to music at Baile Tower, you evil creature. I knew you cheated me out of 20,000 taels of silver. You weren’t doing any business, you were just going there to listen to music. Dad, in your eyes , am I the kind of person who takes money but doesn’t do anything useful? It really disappoints me. I saw you come out of Baile Tower with my own eyes, and you still want to quibble. Dad, I did go to Baile Tower, but I was there to investigate the business. I went to the brothel to investigate the business, why didn’t you go to the toilet to investigate the food? Baile Tower is the largest entertainment industry in the capital , so what I want to do is upgrade the industry and implement a dimensionality reduction attack on Baile Tower. I don’t understand what you mean by upgrade or attack. I’m going to chop off your father today. Dad , listen to me tell you a story. Please take a seat. I want to see what else you can say . Dad , do you prefer going to Baile Tower with a group of old men to listen to a girl singing, or do you prefer going to a quiet environment with a group of girls massaging you and whispering to you? Nonsense , most people choose the latter. So do you prefer listening to music with a large group of people downstairs, or do you prefer a girl in a dark room calling you brother tenderly ? Of course, I would call you brother . Good mother, you heard it all, you little rascal, you are trying to trick me, you’re on your own. Bye, master , let me go back to my room and have a good chat . Which little witch dared to call you brother? I don’t know, madam, I was talking to him about industrial upgrading and dimensionality reduction. Grandpa, I heard your father’s screams. You are really a piece of shit, grandpa , there is nothing I can do. If my mother wasn’t there, it would be me who would scream tonight. You come to me again for no reason . What do you want? I want some absolutely reliable and capable warriors. What do you need so many people for? I ‘ve been thinking about some new things recently . If I succeed. It’s more useful than cement , but before I succeed, I need absolute secrecy . Keep it secret. This is the token of my personal guards. They ‘ve been living in Zhaojiazhuang since their retirement. You don’t have to question their loyalty and ability. Thank you, Grandpa . Okay, get out of here. Remember not to be late for tomorrow ‘s morning court session. Don’t worry, you little brat . My Great Zhou’s treasury is now depleted and granaries are in urgent need of assistance. Do you have any good plans to help the country? Your Majesty, I believe we should promote frugality and reduce palace expenses. I believe we can increase agricultural taxes to fill the treasury. Zhao Yi, you lower your head, but what are you thinking of? Zhao Yi, you lower your head, but what are you thinking of? Your Majesty, I do have a plan. Why not just find a few corrupt officials and confiscate their assets? This method makes money the fastest and is the most effective. Banana, you guava, is this what a human being would say? Zhao Yi, you, a traitor , how dare you spread lies to mislead the people and deceive the emperor? Who among you present is not a loyal minister and a good general? How dare you slander us? What crime should you punish? Your Majesty. Issue an order to execute Zhao Yi, this despicable villain . Your Majesty, please execute this beast. Your Majesty, please issue an order to execute this beast. It really suits my taste more and more. Zhao Yi, you are so bold ! All of you present are the pillars of the country . How can you be allowed to speak nonsense here ? Your Majesty is wise and wise. Lord Zhao, please stay. Your Majesty has ordered you to stay in the imperial study. Today’s material is very sufficient . Tell us how to confiscate . Tell us how to confiscate . Your Majesty , confiscation of property is an art. We must pay attention to the legitimate reasons and make them cry and shout for money . Listen, I have two plans. The first is called fishing enforcement. Your Majesty will set up several monopoly and lucrative businesses by the court . When they invest money, we will find a reason to take back the management rights. This is a good plan. What about the second plan? Your Majesty, the second plan is called internal competition with rewards. Your Majesty can set up an independent commission against corruption and announce it to the world. Those who report corrupt officials can enjoy 30% of the family property as a reward. Let them identify their own people, and we will reap the benefits. Good plan! Tell me how this sting operation will work, Your Majesty. First, we need to set a threshold for operations and make them pay a deposit. Once the money arrives, we can close the net. This is called a “pig-killing scheme” or ” sharing the country’s worries. ” This is too detrimental. Slaughtering those corrupt officials like pigs. What about the second plan? This second plan can only be implemented after the Enfeoffment Order is implemented. Otherwise, the turmoil in the court will shake the foundation of the country. Lord Zhao, you are truly a kind-hearted person. Staying with that crazy woman Wu Mingkong for too long is really shortening your life. Major General , you see , we finally made the cement. In just one day, these craftsmen made this epoch-making thing. You two will each receive 200 taels, and the other craftsmen will each receive 100 taels. Young General Xie , go ahead. I can’t leave . I have to go to the Empress to ask for a reward. My dear Lord Zhao, you keep coming back and forth , treating my study like your own backyard. Your Majesty, why don’t you stay and be my personal eunuch? Your Majesty, I am concerned about state affairs , but Your Majesty, you’re making fun of me. It really makes me feel disheartened. When I gain power , I’ll force you to sit on the throne and let you know what’s going on. If you have to fart, do it now. Your Majesty , look at this . Isn’t it just a broken stone? Your Majesty, this is no ordinary stone. It’s called cement , a national treasure. It can be used to build a city for thousands of years without melting. It can be used to build a city for thousands of years without melting . Come and give me an experiment. I want to see if this thing is as magical as you say. If anyone can break it, I will lose . Your Majesty, break this stone for me. It is truly indestructible and a national treasure. Your Majesty, this thing can be formed in one day, and the cost is almost zero. The daily output can reach 1,000 kilograms. Good Zhao Yi, you have made another great contribution to our Great Zhou. Your Majesty, thank you for your praise. I do this only for Your Majesty and for the Great Zhou . However , I have an unwelcome request. I want to ask for a reward for those craftsmen who worked so hard on the research and development. Granted the great reward, Zhao Yi. What reward do you want ? Your Majesty , considering my hard work, just give me a reward of 100,000 or 80,000. I do n’t think it’s too much. This is not greed. Get out . This bitch is too irritable, or is Miss Yanran gentle ? I’m sorry , I didn’t know it was you who was almost ruined by this bitch . It’s okay, Miss Yanran , what’s your nickname ? Ying’er, Ying’er, the sound of a yellow oriole leaving the valley , Wu Bie, a good name, Ying’er, I’m in so much pain right now, why don’t you help me check if it’s swollen ? You stinky rascal, I won’t look at you. You smell so good, you’re such a pervert. Ying’er, I love you. He is Are you serious, Lord Anguo, why are you here? If I hadn’t come, I wouldn’t have known you were so bold. I have something to attend to at home . If nothing else, I’ll leave first. Ying’er , I’ll come see you tomorrow. Wu Mingkong is too stingy. I have to find a way to make some money. I have Major General Li Jin and Li Yin . You ordered you to find the best quartz sand and have the workers grind it into powder. Then find lead pills and have the workers mix them in a ratio of three to one and burn them. Major General, what can be made by mixing these two things ? Can you make glass ? You two idiots , do you hear me? Major General, don’t worry, we will arrange it right away . I will be rich in no time. My dear ministers , today, a magical item developed by Zhao Yi appeared in my Great Zhou. This item is called cement . It is hard and unbreakable. Your Majesty, this destructible artifact is a national treasure. It should be handed over to the Ministry of Works for unified management. Only with oversight from the Secretariat can we ensure its safety . Your Majesty, Prime Minister Wang, as you have said, this is a national treasure and cannot be taken lightly . These old foxes dared to seize control of the cement. It’s time for you to take over , Prime Minister Wang . Do you know where this cement comes from? You don’t even know where it comes from. How dare you supervise me? How dare this brat insult me? I’m telling the truth. Minister Sun , when I asked you to lend me a few craftsmen, what was your attitude ? Do you want me to repeat it to you ? If anyone can get Censor Chen to stand up and argue with me for three hundred rounds again today , I will hand over management rights to you. Chen Zheng is still lying at home. He really owes it to me . The cement matter will be fully handled by Zhao Yi. He will speak directly to me. Responsible for withdrawing from court to thank Your Majesty. Zhao Yi stayed behind . Wang Defa is an old minister left by the previous emperor and is not easy to touch. I want a way to completely eradicate him . Zhao Aiqing, think of a stupid trick for me . Your Majesty, all the timeless wisdom I have given you is to ensure the safety of the country and the people. How can it be called a stupid trick ? Stop talking nonsense and think quickly, Your Majesty, have you heard of the disaster of the witch king? Have you heard of the disaster of witchcraft? What does it mean ? Carve a little figurine , engrave Your Majesty’s birth date on it, and then secretly bury it in his house and say that he used the witch king’s magic on Your Majesty in an attempt to curse Your Majesty. Your Majesty, this is a serious crime punishable by the extermination of all nine generations of your family . When the time comes, there will be witnesses and evidence. Even if he has a mouth full of words, he can’t explain it clearly. You are really a little cutie. This plan is vicious, but it is far from enough. – Wang Defa Disciples and former officials are everywhere in the court. Killing him is easy , but there are thousands of little kings behind him. Defa Ju has a plan to solve the problem once and for all. Tell me quickly, I have something real. Zhao Aiqing , look at me again and I will dig out your eyes . Your Majesty , you misunderstood . Ju was thinking about a strategy, so he lost his mind for a moment. In the eyes of a divine minister, all he had was the country and the people. I am too lazy to expose your mistake. Stop talking nonsense and think of your plan quickly. Your Majesty, where do the officials of the Great Zhou come from now? Naturally, they are recommended by the aristocratic families. That’s the problem. The problem lies here. They are from aristocratic families , so they are loyal to their families , not Your Majesty’s imperial power. If this continues, the country will no longer be a country. So, your plan is… Imperial examinations, that’s right. Those who pass the examinations become the emperor’s disciples. This way, the aristocratic families’ monopoly on officialdom will be completely broken. What a great imperial examination! What a great disciple of the emperor ! I will establish an organization that will obey only me , called the Shadow Guard , to monitor officials and eliminate dissidents . I fully agree. I want you to set up the Shadow Guard first, but don’t make it public. Your Majesty , I haven’t given the Zhao family any branches yet, and I’m totally unfit to handle this heavy responsibility . I beg Your Majesty to revoke your order. You thought I wanted him to be a eunuch. I asked you to set up the Shadow Guard, not for your stuff , but for your strategies. Who cares about your stuff? Your Majesty, rest assured . I will build you an invincible, unstoppable army. Get out of here now. Once the Shadow Guard is established, I can take action against Wang Defa . Your Majesty , I’m willing to go through fire and water for you. But you’ll have to pay me for this. Even a good cook can’t cook without rice. It’s hard to cook without rice. I’m not asking you to form a film crew, I’m not asking you to buy rice, Your Majesty. What I do is a life-threatening business . This high-risk business must have high returns. You have to give me some of the start-up capital. I have no money. The treasury is empty. You know better than anyone, Your Majesty . The treasury is the national treasury, and your inner treasury is your private money. Just scrape a little from between your fingernails, and it’s enough to raise an army. I can only give you 30,000 taels from my inner treasury . You have to figure out the rest, Your
Majesty . 30,000 taels is too little . My dear Lord Zhao, as long as you can accomplish this, I will hand over the entire Great Zhou treasury to you for safekeeping. How about that ? Your Majesty , I promise to complete the mission. Hurry up and leave. Let’s listen to music in Baile Tower. What’s the name of the girl playing the pipa today ? Replying to Lord Zhao , her stage name is Liu Ruyan. She ‘s a good talent. If there’s a chance, you can recruit her. Sister Ying’er, today I’ll tell you a story about seven knights. Long ago, a beautiful forest was occupied by a demonic cult leader named Black Heart Tiger. So, Rainbow Cat, carrying his father’s last wish, personally embarked on a journey to find the other six knights. To know what happened next, please listen to the next episode. Did they die later? This secret cannot be revealed. I should attend the morning court next time I come. The South Vietnamese delegation swaggered into the capital without any notice, clearly provoking our Great Zhou. Ye Qingliu, the envoy of Nanyue , pays a visit to Her Majesty the Empress of Taizhou. I wonder what value Ye Grand Scholar’s visit to our Great Zhou brings to us. I’ve heard that the Great Zhou is full of talented people and has a flourishing literary style. I’ve come here to learn a thing or two and exchange ideas . Everyone knows that you Nanyue people like to pick quarrels and humiliate other countries in writing . Today, I came across a couplet by the river. I hope the great men of the Great Zhou can help me clear up my confusion . Wangjiang Tower, looking at the river flow . Wangjiang Tower, looking at the river flow. Jiang Tower, the river flow, the river flow , the river flow, the river tower, the old man has a pair of Tingyu Pavilion , listening to the sound of rain . Listening to the sound of rain in the rain pavilion, the sound of rain, one moment, the eternal versus one moment, this is simply asking for trouble . The level of the Great Zhou is really laughable. In such a huge court , not a single person can look up to me. The Great Zhou is nothing special. Why are you meddling? It’s okay . Who said no one is right? Yinyuejing , Yinyueying, Yinyuejing, Yinyueying, Yuejing , Wannian , Yueying, Wannian. Good . Wangjiang Tower versus Yinyuejing, Jiangliu versus Yueying, the eternal versus the ten thousand years, absolutely absolutely . With such little strength, you dare to come to our Great Zhou. Come and shout, listen carefully. I’m calling myself the “King of Chuan” (a Chinese character for “Chuan Wang” or “King of Chuan Wang”). Look at me, I ‘m going to fight against the undead. What kind of savage words are these ? Uh, I want to see if your absolute mastery can open my eyes. Can it open my eyes ? Okay, if you can match me , I lose . Listen carefully, the radicals of the five characters “Smoke locks the pond, willows , ” “gold, wood, water, fire, and scholar ” allude to the five elements. How can this be such a poor match ? Okay , then I’ll give you a simpler one: ” Lonely, cold window , empty, widowed. ” Well , the essence of this poem lies in the fact that both the upper and lower radicals are the same as the “baogaitou” (a type of “baogai”) . Yes, how can this be true for me? Let me paint a lotus flower, and the monk paints. This is a palindrome . It ‘s just as wonderful when read backwards. 1. We can’t match. It’s you who won. Lord Zhao is mighty . We have great Zhou . Lord Zhao is mighty. We have great Zhou . Lord Zhao is mighty. Matching couplets is just a minor skill. The real talent lies in poetry and songs. You want to match poems, right? Okay, I’ll accept all the questions you ask . I ‘ll beat you all . That’s all. This fool son of mine is going to blow the whistle today. Since you are so arrogant , I won’t be polite. I’ll use the border as the theme. Yellow sand stretches for thousands of miles, like clouds, and the lonely city is locked. A wolf smoke smokes, and the soldiers are homesick. The bright moon hangs in the air. Changying is in his hand, guarding the universe. Changying is in his hand, guarding the universe. This poem expresses the heroic spirit and ambition of those guarding the border. This poem has style and courage . It is indeed a masterpiece . It’s not easy to match. Can you write a poem? The bright moon in Qin’s time and the pass in Han’s time. The long march has not returned, but the flying generals of Dragon City will not let the Hu horses cross Yinshan. What a good poem ! The bright moon in Qin’s time and the pass in Han’s time. What a spirit! This poem has golden women, iron horses, thousands of miles of yellow sand, and the loyalty of soldiers. The soul has the glory of the empire. Compared with this poem, Ye Qingliu’s poem is like a child’s graffiti. It is impossible for such a timeless quatrain to be so successful. How could you come up with it on the spur of the moment? You must have prepared the manuscript in advance. I, the plagiarist, am afraid that you will question and dissatisfy me, right? Well , then today I will make you all understand clearly. Grape wine, luminous cup , I want to drink, the pipa
is urging me to drink, I am drunk on the battlefield . Don’t laugh at me. How many men have ever returned from the battles in ancient times ? If the first one is a majestic war song, then this one is a tragic and desolate heroic song . The heroic spirit of facing life and death is even more touching. Is this my son? This must be an illusion. Today you have won back face for my Great Zhou. You are dressed too tightly today. Otherwise, I can come up with two more amazing poems and songs. After all, they are just trivial matters. I have one last question. Are you willing to accept it? I think you really won’t cry until you see the coffin. This guy always brings me good things. An unexpected surprise. Your Majesty, are you still playing? Okay , this is a math problem . There are 35 pheasants and rabbits in a cage , and 94 legs below. How many pheasants and rabbits are there? These rabbits and chickens are mixed together. This problem looks simple , but it’s actually a very demanding mental arithmetic skill. It’s really hard to figure it out in a short while . What else can you ask? This math problem requires a lot of skill . I’m afraid I’m doomed. I’ve been holding it in for a long time . Don’t be so arrogant if you just say you can’t solve it. What kind of hero are you ? 23 pheasants and 12 rabbits. The answer is exactly right. How could you solve it so quickly? Since you like math so much , I’ll ask you a question. There are two soldiers , but I don’t know how many there are. One, three, three, two , five, five , three , seven, seven, two . How many soldiers are there ? Three, three, five, five, seven, seven, and there’s still a remainder. How do you calculate this ? Even with this level of skill, you can’t do it. If you can’t, just take me as your master and kowtow, and I’ll teach you. Your methods are really satisfying. Quickly, send the imperial physician to bring Lord Ye back to the mansion and take good care of him. The feud between the Tui Dynasty and Nanyue has spread all the way to my grandmother’s house. Go ahead. This Zhao Yi can kill people with just a few words. You must never offend him in the future . You must find a way to get rid of this boy and never let him become the empress’s assistant. Son , tell me honestly if you were possessed by something. That’s why you were possessed. I, the Zhao family, gave birth to a child prodigy. So, from now on, don’t call me dad. I’ll call you dad. Your dad is here. Dad, this little brat is pretty good. He’s earned back a lot of face for our Zhao family. See? This is the fine wine I’ve been hiding for twenty years. I opened it today . By the way, how could I forget about making money? Major General, Major General, look at this beautiful wine . I ‘ll give you a new mission. Go out and spread the word that a batch of rare treasures from the Western Regions will be auctioned in the capital. Major General , who should we find to preside over the auction ? Liu Ruyan from Baile Tower is a good choice. Let her preside. Major General, we’ll do it right away. Let ‘s brew a bottle according to my winemaking method. Major General, don’t worry , we will live up to our mission. Major General, Miss Chu invites Zhao Yi. You haven’t told him the rest of the story yet? If you want to hear the rest of the story , call me brother. If you don’t, then Lan Tu will be captured by the cult, raped and then killed. Hong Mao was also executed by them by slow slicing. The whole play ends. You are shameless brother , now be good . I called you that for Lan Tu , don’t think too much . Speaking of which , Hong Mao and Lan Tu fell off a cliff hand in hand , but they didn’t die , but fell into a quagmire. As I said last time, so let’s stop here today . Why do you always stop at the critical moment ? Sister Ying’er, you see, I’ve been talking for so long , my mouth is dry, and my hands are tired. Otherwise, you feed me first and I’ll tell you what happened to Sally. If I don’t feed her, then Sally will be disabled and depressed for the rest of her life. Hong Mao was also captured by the cult, skinned and cramped. Shut up . This little girl says no, but her body is very honest. People outside say you are a talker. Today, I see it’s true. It’s getting late, and I should leave. Damn Zhao Yi, how dare you play tricks on me, Major General ? Major General, you made a fortune with glassware. It’s three The glassware sold for a total of 530,000 taels. That’s faster than robbing money. Take out 10,000 taels and share it with the brothers. The rest is for the funds of our Shadow Guard . Thank you, Major General. Remember, you must cover every corner of the Great Zhou with the eyes and ears of the Shadow Guard in the shortest possible time . I obey your command and go to sleep. Zhao Yi, don’t you like looking at my figure? Today I will let you see it to your heart’s content. The moment I have longed for has finally arrived. Come on, Lord Zhao, it was just a dream. Lord Zhao, wake up quickly. Your Majesty , please get out. Lord Zhao, it is His Majesty who urgently summons you. Hurry up! It is more majestic than in the dream . Enough of seeing. Your Majesty, please don’t insult me. I was just stunned by the sight of Your Majesty’s more elegant demeanor than before. Lord Zhao’s mouth is still so sweet. Your Majesty, I should see them off to show the demeanor of our Great Zhou. Are you sending them home or to see them off to their end? How is the Shadow Guard organization going? Your Majesty, your Majesty, it
has been initially formed . The slightest movement in the entire capital cannot be hidden from my eyes . Then why didn’t you know about the South Vietnamese envoys leaving the capital today ? Yesterday, I was so busy counting money that I did n’t have time to remember such trivial matters. Your Majesty , the brothers of the Shadow Guard have already reported the news. However , I have been immersed in my infinite respect and love for you, and I was careless and lied without blinking. That old man Wang Defa has been sitting in the position of Prime Minister for too long. I will get sick. The disaster of the Witch King is finally coming. I want you to use the Shadow Guard’s knife to eliminate Wang Defa. Success is required , not failure . I obey the order and reward you. Is n’t this what I sold last night? Wang Defa brought this item to me early in the morning for me to play with. A cup worth 120,000 taels. He was quite willing to spend it. It went around and came back to me. Take care of the matter for me. I will take my leave . Major General Li Jin, come here . Major General, this is the empress’s birth date and horoscope. Find a safe person to hide it. Go to Wang Defa’s house and find someone else to spread the word. I obey your orders and finish the work tonight. Go find my sister Ying’er. This little girl is actually bathing. Zhao Yi, you are a gentleman. You can’t do this. Just looking at it won’t make you lose any meat. Zhao Yi is so fragrant and soft. Zhao Yi , you pervert, don’t you want to know Sally’s story? Sit down and let’s tell it slowly, sister Ying’er . Let’s stop here for today. I’ll go back first. Zhao Yi, then you must finish this story next time . No problem, why am I becoming more and more dependent on this pervert? Zhao Yi , please be nicer to Ying’er in the future . This child’s parents died early and he has a cold temper and few friends. Your Majesty, don’t worry, this kid understands the serious flooding in the south. I want to dig a canal to dredge the river to relieve the people’s worries. What do you think? Your Majesty must not do this. This will waste people’s money and resources. The national treasury is empty and we can’t afford it. So, according to the Prime Minister, how should this matter be handled? I think we should focus on appeasement and wait until the national treasury is full in the future. Let’s discuss the grand plan again . The walls of the capital have been damaged and in disrepair for a long time. It’s time to put it on the agenda. Your Majesty , the defense of the capital is still solid. This matter is not extremely urgent. This won’t work, that won’t work. It seems that you insist on going against me. You will have a hard time in two days, old man. I will dismiss the court and send Your Majesty off. After all, I have the final say in this court . Lord Zhao , please stay. Your Majesty said that Little Zhao will stay, Old Zhao will leave , Tiantian will stay . How are the preparations? Your Majesty, everything is ready, only the east wind is missing. I will fall ill tonight. I understand very well. What time is it now ? Your Majesty , why hasn’t He come to court yet ? Please keep quiet. Your Majesty has caught a cold and is not feeling well. This morning’s court is cancelled. Please go back, Your Majesty . Why is Your Majesty so well ? The wind is blowing . Your Majesty is sick. As your subjects, we should go and see Your Majesty. Your Majesty, my dear ministers, your dear ministers, why are you here? Your Majesty is not feeling well. I am extremely worried and wish I could take your place . When you die, the entire Great Zhou depends on me . Your Majesty , please take care of your health. The Great Zhou cannot be without me. You are fine , I am just ill. From now on , I will have to rely more on the Prime Minister in the court . What is he doing here ? The Prime Minister is truly loyal. You are the first one to come when His Majesty is ill . This sentiment is truly touching. Sharing His Majesty’s worries is the duty of a great leader. Unlike some people who only know how to argue, the Prime Minister is teaching me. I am just wondering, since you are so loyal, why are there rumors that His Majesty’s illness is related to you? You are talking nonsense , so stop arguing. What are the rumors outside ? Your Majesty , the whole capital is saying that there was a ghost fire in the Prime Minister’s mansion. The evil spirit rushed to the sky and collided with the dragon’s body, causing His Majesty to fall ill. Your Majesty, I am wronged. My loyalty to Your Majesty is witnessed by the sun and the moon. There is definitely someone. I also feel that the frame-up is instigated by a traitor. As the saying goes, there is no smoke without fire. I am also worried about Your Majesty . To prove my innocence , please send someone to search my residence. I am innocent. You are the one who said you were the Prime Minister . Why do you bother? I naturally believe you. There is no need to mention this matter again . Your Majesty, if this matter is not investigated, not only will my reputation be damaged , but it will also shake people’s hearts. Please make sure to investigate thoroughly. If the Prime Minister insists on doing so, then tomorrow morning at the court, the Prime Minister will say it again in front of all the civil and military officials. I will send someone to your residence to stop the gossip . Thank you, Your Majesty. You can leave. I will take my leave . How about my acting just now? It was pretty good and very realistic. Your Majesty, if you don’t go to perform, it will be really This is a great loss to the opera world. Wang Defa, that idiot , insisted on putting his neck on the knife. Then I will grant his wish. Your Majesty, do you know where I put the death warrant ? I put it in his pillow every night. This bitch is really something. Lord Zhao, I ‘m afraid you don’t want this offspring anymore. You want me to resign. I have devoted my life to the Great Zhou and will die for it. I never expected to be slandered by a traitor, saying that I have offended the emperor. To prove my innocence , I implore Your Majesty to dig up my mansion three feet deep. If anything is found, I am willing to die to prove my innocence. This old man really acts like the Prime Minister. His sincerity is evident to all. Please take care of yourself, Prime Minister. There must be something fishy about this matter. Please carefully examine the imperial edict. The Emperor of Fengtian Chengyun said that there are rumors today. ” These words slander the Prime Minister Wang . I am deeply distressed. I have specially ordered Zhao Yi to go and see on my behalf to prove the Prime Minister’s innocence. Minister of Works Sun Decai and others can also go and witness. This old minister thanks God for His grace. Please ask Zhao Yi. We almost raided the Prime Minister’s house, but found nothing. It seems that the Prime Minister is indeed innocent. Once this matter is settled , we will definitely tear the villain who spread these rumors into pieces. My Lord, we have found him. It’s all over. This is a frame-up . This is a false accusation. Someone , arrest him for me. I am wronged. I am wronged. Pass on my order. Wang Defa deceived the emperor and defied his superiors.” The crime of conspiracy to rebel is unforgivable. His entire family will be thrown into the Heavenly Prison and await sentencing. What do you think should be done with Wang Defa ? Your Majesty, I have people find evidence of his corruption, abuse of power, and forming a clique for personal gain. It’s enough for him to die a hundred times. In my opinion, it’s better to cut the Gordian knot. Let’s hold a joint trial with the three courts and choose a date to execute him to set an example. But many officials in the court are Wang Defa’s followers. Do you think they can handle it impartially? Your Majesty , we have irrefutable evidence in our hands now . If Wang Defa can’t produce any, then he did it. What is this bitch trying to do? She’s framing me. You’ve really come up with something special. Your Majesty , I will go down and prepare. Major General Li Jin, Major General , go and find some more witnesses and evidence. We have to give Wang Defa a hard time. Major General, time is short. Who asked you to do it for real? For example, find someone A sixty-year-old old lady asked her to go to the Ministry of Justice to sue Wang Defa , saying that he broke into a private house late at night and did something indecent to her. This is also possible. If Wang Defa can’t provide evidence of his absence , then he did it. And the 120,000 taels of silver he used to buy the glass cup can also be used as evidence. I will go and bring witnesses. Your Excellency is the judge for the people . What are you suing for? I am suing this old bastard for breaking into a private house late at night and doing something indecent to me half a month ago. You are talking nonsense . When did I see you before? You pulled up your pants and refused to recognize me. How can an old woman like me be innocent? This is slander, this is a huge slander. You say she is slandering me, but do you have evidence ? I was sleeping at home that night. My wife and children can prove it. How can family testimony count? That is called shielding. Since you can’t provide evidence, it means you were there. How can I How can you prove that this is the glass cup you presented to His Majesty, worth 120,000 taels ? I’m asking where you got this huge sum of money . It was a gift from my wife’s family. Everyone heard it. He personally admitted to accepting a huge bribe from his father-in-law’s family. I didn’t have it. That was Wang Defa. You are corrupt and take human lives. Here is the confession signed by your cronies . The evidence is as solid as a mountain. What else do you have to say? Lord Li, the crime of corruption and bribery is not punishable by death. Lord Chen, you are defending Wang Defa so much . Are you in cahoots with him ? I know it’s you, a brat , who is plotting against this old minister. You will not have a good end. Wang Defa deceived the emperor, intended to commit treason, and committed corruption and abuse of power. He was sentenced to death. This is a slander, a huge slander. My dear minister, you have worked hard and made great contributions this time. What reward do you want? It is my blessing to be able to share His Majesty’s worries. However, since His Majesty has proposed that huge… It’s hard to refuse, so just give me a reward of one hundred thousand or eighty thousand taels. My dear, do you only want money? Is this bitch seducing me or setting me up ? Your Majesty, you’re joking. It’s my great blessing to be able to work for Your Majesty. How dare I? In that case, forget about the reward. No, Your Majesty, I ‘m kidding you. From now on, you will serve as the Minister of the Second Ministry. Thank you, Your Majesty. The cement production needs to be accelerated. I want to use it to build a defensive wall . Your
Majesty, can you give me some financial subsidies? I really have no money. I have no money either. You are the Minister of Works. You have to find a way to make the horse run without giving it grass. How can such a thing be justified in this world? I haven’t investigated your restless eyes yet , which is already a mercy outside the law. You still dare to ask me for money? I don’t want it. I will find a way to make you sensible. Oh , and I still have the trump card of liquor. Your
Majesty, I’ve been researching a liquor that ‘s countless times better than what’s on the market . Can we borrow the royal name and call it Imperial Liquor ? Okay, get out of here ! Remember to report to the Ministry of Works tomorrow . I wish this kid could stay by my side forever . Wu Mingkong, how could you have such absurd ideas about a tycoon? Major General, you’re here . How are the liquors prepared? Major General, let’s divide the liquors into three grades: ordinary, immortal , Qionghua Lu, divine, and holy, and let Miss Liu promote and sell them. It’s sure to be a hit. Well, if she sells well this time , we’ll recruit her and give her a more important position . Lord Zhao, please stay. Who are you? I’m Zhuge Kong, the head of the Ministry of Personnel . Why don’t you call yourself Sima Zhong ? Wang Defa, that old bastard, was brought down by your majesty with just a little trick. Your ability truly makes me feel overwhelmed. I admire him deeply. This man has something special , he can see the whole thing so thoroughly. You came here not just to flatter me, right? I am willing to serve you and do my best for you. Now everyone in the court knows that you are favored by the emperor. They say you are just relying on your handsome face to make a living. What the hell, am I that kind of person? My relationship with His Majesty is pure and innocent. Your Majesty, please calm down. I know that you are completely different from those who only know how to flatter Ajue. This is why I insisted on following you . Let’s talk about your business later. Let’s go back first. Your Highness guessed correctly. He is the top counselor Li Jin and Li Yin who helped the empress overthrow Wang Defa. Major General, go and find out the eighteen generations of this Zhuge Kong’s ancestors. Major General, today, our thousand kilograms of wine are enough. It sold for thirty thousand taels. That’s faster than robbing money. Today, ten kilograms of Shengliujiang sold for ten thousand taels. Okay, from now on, the wine-making business will be managed by you two brothers. It’s the Major General. There’s another person you need to see. Who is it, Liu Ruyan? How could I forget her? Call her here . I, Liu Ruyan, greet you, sir. I want to buy Bailelou and hand it over to you. From now on, I won’t just sell wine. I want to turn Bailelou into the most profitable place for money-making in Dazhou. Do you dare to take it? Why not? If you trust Ruyan , then make the turnover of Bailelou greater than that of the Luo River. You will be more than just the shopkeeper. I want you to turn Bailelou into a symbol of status and brand. Sir , from now on, all matters of Bailelou will be under your sole decision . Remember, we are not selling goods , but face , and uniqueness . Sir , Ruyan will definitely live up to your trust. This is what I told you about. A jar of wine worth one hundred taels is delicious . Come on, how much you can drink. Grandpa, you’re so great! Come and sit down and have two cups of wine with me . Your father spent a full hundred taels to buy this as a filial gift to me . It’s really exciting ! Grandpa, this wine is indeed good . It didn’t cost a hundred taels , so how could it be wrong? This wine is the cheapest in Baile Tower , only ten taels a jar. My father embezzled the remaining ninety taels. I must break this bastard ‘s legs today. Grandpa , I’m saying that I’ll get you a few jars of Holy Liquid worth a thousand taels each after a while. That’s what we call good wine . Besides, he’s drunk already, and he won’t feel the pain if you hit him . It’s not too late to beat him tomorrow. Come and sit down. How dare you lie to me ? I ‘ll hang him up and beat him tomorrow. Lord Zhao, you’re finally here. If you need anything else from me, Sun , please tell me . Lord Sun, you ‘re so polite. His Majesty has ordered me to supervise the cement production, and I hope you can support me. We have people if you need them, and we have land if you need land , but our Ministry of Works really has no money. I knew this old guy would cry poor. His Majesty , Lord Zhao, summons you to the palace to meet this bitch. She must know that I made money selling wine yesterday. Your Majesty, Lord Zhao has arrived to meet your Majesty . Regarding Baile Tower, I have heard that Zhao Aiqing is very good at business. Your Majesty, I do all this for your Majesty. This Baile Tower is your Majesty’s purse. Since it is your Majesty’s purse, please give the money in this purse to me for safekeeping. This bitch is seducing me , Your Majesty. I am willing to hand over all the business of Baile Tower to me, seven and you three . Your Majesty , this is too little. I have a bunch of shadow guard brothers behind me to support. They are in a business that costs their lives. Let go , I won’t, Your Majesty. If you don’t agree today, I will die here . Okay, I will give you six and you will give you four . No more. Otherwise , you will come to my side and be my personal eunuch, your majesty, six Your Majesty is wise. From today on, you are the commander of the Shadow Guards. You are a third-rank official and are directly responsible to me. This bitch is really good at playing games with you by giving you a sweet date. I thank Your Majesty for your grace. Okay , get out of here. Eunuch Gui, you said that although I eliminated Wang Defa , those vassal kings entrenched in various places are all powerful and self-reliant, especially the King of Zhennan , who is even more hypocritical towards me. Your Majesty has only been on the throne for a year, and you have been able to stabilize the capital. You are a genius . You must take one step at a time, but I am afraid that time is running out. There are powerful vassal states within and tigers and wolves outside. They are all waiting for a share of the spoils of the Great Zhou. Your Majesty, I think Lord Zhao is a good choice. In time, he will help you resolve all your worries. Perhaps, Zhao Yi, will you be the shoulder I can rely on? Report to Your Majesty, the Henan Road is 800 miles away. Urgent action is needed. There is a severe drought and locust plague, and the land is barren for thousands of miles. My decree summons all officials of the third rank and above to the palace immediately . Go and call Zhao Yi here. Lord Zhao, you are finally back. This bitch, do n’t you think you want to take those four components back? Eunuch Gui , what brings you here? Lord Zhao, His Majesty has urgently summoned us. Henan Province is suffering from a severe drought and locust plague, affecting no fewer than one million people. If this natural disaster isn’t handled properly , it will shake the entire dynasty. Millions of people will be displaced and will soon become millions of bandits. My dear ministers, tell me what to do now . Your Majesty, this is a punishment from heaven. We mortals have no choice but to prepare for disaster relief. Minister Li means that my virtue is unworthy of my position , so heaven has sent this disaster to punish me. Is that right? I dare not. Your Majesty , the top priority is not to provide disaster relief , but to trap the victims. Anyone who disobeys will be killed without mercy . Bullshit , bullshit. The people are just hungry, not rebelling. You are forcing them into a desperate situation. Minister Zhao, your soft-heartedness will only harm me. A single move by the Great Zhou army will cost more money and food than disaster relief. If you use all the money and food to mobilize troops, how will you save people? Don’t kill them. How can one person intimidate the rest of the people? I think you’ve gone crazy fighting. That ‘s enough. Wei Aiqing , what do you think? Your Majesty, this old minister is powerless. There is no other way except to open the granaries and release the grain . Zhao Yi, do you have any ideas? These locusts and hooligans are not easy to deal with . This locust plague is a punishment from heaven. If he can solve this locust plague, I will lick the floor of the imperial palace clean. I won’t provoke you, but you are still so arrogant. Lord Li, what you said is true. A gentleman ‘s word is as good as a horse’s. OK, if I solve the locust plague, you don’t have to lick the floor. Just eat all the food in the palace toilets. You , shameless man, have a promise. Your Majesty, I have two plans to completely wipe out the locusts. Lord Yang said that the locusts in the south have evolved into migratory locusts and are covering the sky. Is that right? Lord Zhao, now is the time when the eggs are hatching and gathering on the ground. They have not yet grown wings, so there is still hope . Your Majesty, I have two plans. The first plan is called “eating “. Your Majesty, fry these locusts in oil and sprinkle them with salt and spices. The taste is extremely delicious. In this way, the people can catch locusts and eat them to fill their stomachs. Eat locusts. You , you actually let the people of the Great Zhou eat such filthy things . Do you want to destroy the thousand-year-old etiquette and human relations of our Great Zhou? Your Majesty, although I don’t know why the child is like this , I believe him. Then I ask you, is insects more important or human lives more important ? The people are almost digging up the Guanyin soil and eating it, and you are still talking to me about etiquette and human relations. You are making specious arguments . These locusts are not only edible , but also a medicinal ingredient. I see that the health of all the adults is very weak, so it is a good time to replenish them. Zhao Yi , even if these locusts are really edible , it does not solve the fundamental problem. The eggs are laid in the ground, and there will be more of them in the spring of next year. Your Majesty, eating is just a temporary solution. I have another plan , which is to remove the fire from the cauldron. Let me tell you the second plan , which is called raising them. Yes, locusts can eat chickens and ducks, and they are even more edible . Please order your Majesty to requisition one million chickens and ducks from other places and send them to Henan Road. In this way If chickens and ducks are well fed, they can lay eggs, which can feed the people and completely eliminate famine. In this way, the locust plague can be eradicated. Using chickens and ducks to eat locusts is simply genius. Okay , Zhao Yi, how confident are you? I dare not say it is 100% , but I guarantee that the damage can be minimized. Okay, then I will order you to be the governor-general of locust control in Henan Province and be in charge of military affairs in Henan Province. You need people and money, so you figure it out yourself . I obey your order, Minister Li. I am waiting to see how you fulfill your bet. It seems that Lord Li needs to prepare more desserts after dinner. I am afraid that the stock in this toilet is not enough for you to eat . Lord Zhao, your army of chickens and ducks sounds interesting, but if the locusts grow wings and cover the sky, can you let the chickens and ducks fly up to the sky to eat the locusts? Once they fly up, wouldn’t they cover the sky? By that time, the catastrophe will be so severe that even gods won’t be able to catch chickens and ducks. If it really comes to that, then send people to select two empty lots and pile up grain. That way, when the locusts see the grain , they will swarm over it like headless flies. Once they gather, they’ll burn it all up with a single fire. This is no longer a strategy, it’s a tactic of total destruction. Your Majesty , Lord Zhao’s strategy, but this old minister still has a concern . If this concern is not resolved , all else will be lost . The local people will only think the locusts are gods sent by heaven to punish them. I’m afraid no one will dare to eat them. The problem isn’t the locusts, it’s the people. If this problem isn’t resolved , Zhao Yi’s strategy won’t work at all. Your Majesty, I have a plan to overcome the people’s ignorance and stop them from regarding locusts as gods. I beg Your Majesty to personally go to Henan Road and eat locusts in front of all the people. You let Your Majesty eat locusts! How dare you be so rebellious, Zhao Yi, and let Your Majesty eat such a filthy thing? You are humiliating Your Majesty and shaking the foundation of the Great Zhou. Shut up! Only by letting Your Majesty eat the locusts can the people ‘s fear of locusts be resolved. Your Majesty, I beg you to believe me. I am willing to guarantee it with my own life. Okay, I will eat
it, I will eat it. Your Majesty, you must not do this. You are worth a million dollars, how can you leave the capital so easily? Your Majesty, you must not leave the capital. This is a rule passed down by our ancestors . But if Your Majesty does not go, this matter will not be accomplished. Your Majesty cannot go. There is one person who can go, a gourmet . He dares to eat even feces, so what’s the big deal about these locusts ? Then let Lord Li go to Henan Province in person and eat the locusts in front of the people. Lord Zhao’s words are very accurate. Minister Li is the most suitable person to go. I agree with you. This disaster concerns the survival of the country and the people. I have decided to go to Henan Province in person. Your Majesty is wise and wise. This locust plague has finally been successfully quelled. With Your Majesty’s personal appearance, no matter how big a problem it is, it’s not a big deal. Stop flattering me. Come and give me a pat on the shoulder. Sometimes I really feel tired. I always think it would be great if I had someone to rely on . Is this bitch hinting at me? As powerful as Your Majesty, why does he need to rely on others? But no matter how powerful I am, I am still a woman. Zhao Yi, are you willing to stay by my side and be my support? Your Majesty , you are joking. I am just a dandy second-generation ancestor who can’t bear such a heavy responsibility. Serving the king is like serving a tiger. I won’t be fooled. I say you can do it , and you can do it . Does this bitch think I am the one who has it in me ? Okay… I won’t tease you anymore. You have made an invaluable contribution to the successful quelling of this locust plague. If you want any rewards, of course, this reward also includes my Majesty. Your Majesty , it is my duty to help your Majesty with your worries and difficulties. Do n’t want any favors , little guy? I won’t accept your tricks, right? You don’t want rewards , it means you look down on me. Be careful , I will kill you. Your Majesty, I do have an important matter that requires your help. Have you finally compromised? What is it? I hope Your Majesty can grant me and Sister Ying’er a marriage . Your Majesty , Sister Ying’er and I are in love and have a good relationship . I hope Your Majesty will grant your blessing, Zhao Yi. How dare you play tricks on me ? But now is not the time. Now is not the time. How long will it take ? The Enfeoffment Order is still waiting for you to implement it. When it is fully implemented, I will grant you a marriage. Your Majesty , your words are not influential. Can someone else go ? If I go, I will completely break off relations with those vassal kings. If you want to shirk responsibility for such a small matter, then don’t go anywhere. It’s better to stay and be my chief eunuch. No, Your Majesty, I’m going to say goodbye to Ying’er. When I come back , I’ll help Your Majesty implement the Enfeoffment Order. Get out of here immediately, I’m leaving. You keep calling me Sister Ying’er , which is so affectionate. Zhao Yi , are you here to tell me stories again? Sister Ying’er , I’m here to say goodbye to you. Where are you going? Your Majesty asked me to implement the Enfeoffment Order, and I don’t know when I ‘ll be back. Sister Ying’er , please take care of yourself . The days without you are so boring. It would be great if you didn’t go. The imperial order is hard to disobey . If I don’t go, Your Majesty will not grant me the marriage. Your Majesty is so abominable. How could she do this? So, are you willing to marry me? Who? Who is willing to marry a pervert like you? Sister Ying’er, wait for me in the capital, at least a year , at most three years. I will complete my mission as soon as possible and return to the capital to marry you. It’s been so long. Can I go with you? That’s what I’ve been waiting for. Are you really willing to go with me ? Although I can’t help you in any way , I can stay by your side . Okay , then let’s go together . Wu Mingkong, I kidnapped Ying’er and see what you can use to threaten me. I originally wanted to use this locust plague to gain momentum , but I didn’t expect it to be quelled so quickly . Your Highness ‘s subordinates have already found out that it was Zhao Yi who helped the empress quell the natural disaster in such a short time. If it weren’t for this kid , how could Wu Mingkong easily resolve so many problems? If your Highness wants to deal with the empress , he must first eliminate this evil Zhao Yi. I will eliminate them together, Sister Ying’er, let’s go. I’ll help you get on the carriage, Your Majesty, why are you here? I have decided to recognize Chu Yanran as my sister and bring her into the palace, so you can go without worry. Your Majesty , I don’t want to enter the palace. Do you want to disobey my order ? Your Majesty , how can you force others to do things they don’t want to do ? I am happy, is it any of your business? You stinky woman, I tell you, I have tolerated you for a long time. Today, even if you are the empress, I will teach you a lesson . I didn’t expect that you two dogs and bitches would also have a secret relationship . Wude, why are you here instead of staying in your own fiefdom ? Of course , you want to sit on your throne . Wude, you are so bold. How can my throne be mine? How dare you, a mere vassal, covet it? It turns out you’ve been prepared for this. I’ve already started investigating you since you approached me last time. What should Your Majesty do now? Why are you so panicking? Since I dare to come here , I’m not afraid of their ambush. I’m on the verge of death, yet you still dare to be stubborn. Someone, capture me. My martial arts are so powerful , the best in the world. How can you, a bunch of shrimp soldiers and crab generals , be able to deal with me? I don’t recognize you as the best in the world . Your Majesty, let’s run quickly. Don’t worry , no one can escape . Tomorrow, it will be reported that you are plotting to usurp the throne and kill the empress. I will get rid of you and avenge the empress. Wude, you are really calculating, but you are wrong . I will… I will kill you, the traitor, with my own hands . How dare you , a woman as weak as a chicken, boast like that? I will kill you first , my lord. Your martial arts are even better than mine . How could I have sat firmly on the throne without some strength ? It turns out you are the one hiding the most. Drag him down and behead him in public. Zhao Yi, do you still want to deal with me now? Your Majesty, I was just joking. Please don’t take it seriously. I gave you a chance, but unfortunately you were useless. Why don’t you come back to my bedroom and let me deal with you? Your Majesty, if you don’t want me to, you can deal with him too , but you have to wait until I finish before it’s your turn. Spare my life, Your Majesty , wait.
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Puisi terus yang di bahas …. membosankan….
Lucu wehh😂😂😂 ngakak
第三版本, 这版本女主们颜值比较弱
上版本比较好看
I think is just less sexy and less funny version of the previous one.
有毒士影子、但幾個版本不堪一看,::悶::
這劇情到底拍了幾個版本啊???
1.3x speed still feels slow wtf is this only me?
还是上版本女主们颜值爆表😂
這兒子專門來坑他爹的吧😂😂😂