AKB 1ji 59fun! Episode 1

AKB 1ji 59fun! Episode 1

I wanted to see you. I wanted to see you. I wanted to see you. Yes, I wanted to see you. [Applause] [Music]
Slide to Heaven and Hell Game. [Music]
[Applause] Well, uh, for today’s two people, uh, who? Um, who is it? Uh, Yaro and Kojima. Yes. Those two.
people will now explain the rules. Two people, one pair, one person rides in the cart and one person pushes to challenge Yes. If you stop in the “Work Heaven Zone,” you’ll get Heaven Appeal Time where you can make your appeal. However, if you stop in the Hell Zone before or after, you’ll have to make a self-appeal. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
You skipped a line I got one line right.
Since they’re fumbling, I’ll take over and explain. If the cart stops in the Heaven Zone, you get a wonderful appeal time. If it stops in the Hell Zone, a harsh appeal time awaits. From now on, uh, you’ll be doing various things on this show, but if you shine on this show, you’ll receive this pin badge from Takada-san. Yes.
Ah, my favorite, I have them. I have a lot.
I’ll give them to you based on my preferences and various other things. Members who do their best will receive a “favorite” pin badge from Ji-san. Apparently, if you collect a lot of these, something wonderful will happen. If you, uh, everyone, collect 10 of these pins, I’ll grant you anything you wish for.
I’ll grant you anything. Up to three wishes, for one person. He’s just saying things off the top of his head, but, um, when… I’ll only pay for one. Well then, uh, everyone please get on standby. Yes. Standby.
It’s standby Standby. Do you know what that means? It means to get ready. I know that. I know. Yes.
How far does this program go? This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
No pairs allowed. First up is Minami Takahashi, who’s in the drama “Saito-san,” and Yuko Oshima with the teary eyes. The Takahashi-Oshima pair.
Yes. What’s your determination? Yes.
Yes. Um, I’d like to guide her to heaven.
Oh, okay. You’re hard to talk to. Please.
If you stop in heaven you get a self-appeal time Shut up.
What happens if we go to the Hell Zone? If you come to the Hell Zone, this is it. What? What? What? Is it okay? What? [Music]
[Applause] Uh, I won’t tell the person over there. Well then, let’s go. Aisa. Th- this is weak. This is weak. Weak, weak, weak. Yes. No good. Not enough power, stalls and stops in the Hell Zone. Yes, welcome. This is the Hell Zone. Hell is this way. Balloon Hell. Let’s go. Self-promotion time.
Okay. Um, Kaminami, um, I’m 16, a high school freshman.
Huh, my dream is big? Or singing?
Well, I want to hold concerts in big venues.
Yes. I’ll do my best. This guy’s not scared at all.
[Music] Ah, I’ve been wanting to see this. Yes, next up, switch.
Yes. Hey, that was a bit too weak just now.
It was too weak. What’s this time? Hell.
This time’s hell. This time’s hell is right here. [Music] Scream. Scream.
This is alive. No, you see, I don’t know if I’ll even be alive, so I can’t really think about treasures either. Oh no, this is bad.
Meeting start. Got it.
Oh, I’m coming, I’m coming. Ah, ah, good rhythm. Good rhythm. This
[Music] [Clapping]
Yes! Stopped perfectly in the Heaven Zone. [Music]
Heaven Appeal begins. Yes. AKB48 Team Series Yuko Oshima
19 I’m 19 years old. My special skills are snowboarding, um, long-distance running, and making funny faces. Nice to meet you all.
[Applause] Yeah. As TV, this is totally boring.
It’s totally boring. Next up is the little sister type, 14-year-old Elena Ono and the bubbly, bubbly, bubbly girl Tomi. Eh? This hell?
This hell is here. [Music]
Here you go. It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. Being an idol is tough. It’s tough, huh.
Start. Ah, I went and did it.
Ah, this is strong. This is strong. Bye-bye. Hell. [Applause]
Kato-chan’s hell. [Clapping]
Yes. Look down. Yes. Yes. Hair, lift your hair too. Yes. Lift it. Oh no. I bought it. Uncle. [Applause]
Yes. Alright, um, well,
Please peel it while keeping it like this. Go ahead. Yes. I’m Ono, 14 years old, from AK48 Team B.
My dream for the future is to become important.
Um, I want to do my best. [Music] I really wanted Kato-chan
Kato-chan Kato-chan With that, you just lost 50 fans. The atmosphere is bad.
It’s okay. This is a bit scary, isn’t it? The time for this occasion is as follows. [Clapping]
Huh? This is,
this is an embarrassing video. This is embarrassing footage.
I’m going to do some finger exercises myself now. [Applause]
[Music] Go, go, go. Ah,
This one’s strong. Straight to hell. [Applause]
Hell. Tickle tickle hell. Weak. Yeah. Oh, not again. It’s not me.
It’s not me. Please start over here. Um, I want to be loved by Rōraku Nyanya, Hami-chan, Poto, and Momi-chan…
Stop it, that hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
[Music] [Laughter] [Music]
Alright, done. Got caught, but I touched your skin. So, here you go. [Clapping]
One Yes
Oh, this is my first time receiving it. Kasai was the first to get the new car. Oh, I’m getting punished.
Oh, that’s nice. Really. Anyone who wants it.
Yes. Okay. I’ll give it to you later then.
[Clapping] Light, light.
AKB48 Comedy duty with Nanon, aka Natsuki Sato. What the hell? This is the lesson for today. This is tough. Yeah.
By the way, um, how about you guys? If someone did this to you, This is it, time’s up.
Absolutely, absolutely. This time, as a special exception, you know, the next four digits after the 090 in my phone number For those who told me the digits, here it is. Could you please stop using it for personal matters?
No. That’s right.
Yes. Start.
[Music] Go,
Go. This is pretty good, isn’t it?
I was just thinking this might be good. [Music] Welcome to Hell Mode. Oh no, oh no. Welcome to Hell Mode. Crazy docking grimace hell. This is embarrassing. Oh no. No way.
Well, this would be great if you were a comedian. But you’re an idol. Alright, then put this on. [Music] Yes.
Yes. Yes. Put it on.
Yes. Put it on, okay? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just tuck your chin in a bit. You gotta push it all the way up to your jaw.
Yes. Okay. Hey there, young lady ピールどうぞ。
はい、佐藤の月 I’m 17 years old.
In 2007, I stopped playing eGrand Prix.
Riding this momentum, um… In 2008, I’d like to appear in dramas and, uh, variety shows. Thank you for your continued support. Yes, done. Well,
I guess I’ll just have to laugh it off. I missed you so much. Here you are. Huh?
Well, what’s this? What? [Applause]
Please take a look here. Here you go. Please. [Clapping]
What? What? What? Man, I can’t even walk around town anymore.
Tasan, this is just impossible now. I’m gonna throw up. Already.
Why the hell are you crying too? What? Just watching makes me want to throw it. Just watching. Huh? Hurry up. This is so much fun.
[clapping] [Music]
[Applause] This is the best reaction I’ve gotten so far.
Seriously, this is so much fun. Let’s go.
Please. Alright, let’s get started.
Give me back what you took earlier. [Applause]
[Music] All of them
Okay, okay, okay. Oh, this one Ah, that’s the grade, isn’t it? This one. This is hell.
Goodbye. Good evening. [Applause]
Right then. Now, um, what we’ll be performing for you is… Huh? Right now, um, I’m going to have guest Ijiri-san give me a pillow with her arm. This is my self-promotion.
I’m Ijiri Oka, everyone’s late-night friend. [Laughter]
[Applause] [Laughter]
[Applause] Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
Just because.
One o’clock entry. Go when the time is right for you. Can I rest my head on your arm? I’m resting my head on your arm right now.
Yes. Alright then, go ahead and show off your self-promotion while using that arm as a pillow. [Music]
AKB48 Year
[Applause] Hey, Horo-chan.
Look at No-chan and Bero-chan.
Today’s bad, really bad. Listen up.
I hear flapping sounds.
I’m trying hard… well, I’m not really doing anything, but… [Applause]
[Music] [Music]
[Applause] Yes, that’s all.
Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you.
Rumored to be Junji-san’s favorite, Mariko Shinoda and Mai Oshima. This time’s Hell is this.
[Applause] Wow, weak, weak. This is weak. Too bad. You’re going to Hell. Bye-bye. Welcome. It’s Super Spicy Hell. Now, uh, you’re going to drink this super spicy juice and, uh, make your appeal. It’s probably grass. Ugh. Ready, start. I’ll drink. Wow, that’s quite a lot.
[Music] Appeal, please. Appeal, please. Go ahead and make your appeal. I’ll wrap it up with a white appeal.
[Applause] Appeal, please. If you don’t appeal, it’s over. 15 seconds. There’s no more time. I’m Mariko Shinoda. [Applause]
Yes. Well, because you’re cute. This is bad. I’ve never seen a face like that before.
This is bad. This is bad. Ji-san’s type, Shinoda, gets a favorite pin badge. I wanted to see you. This time’s Hell is this. Ugh. [Applause]
This hurts, doesn’t it? Let’s go.
Yes Start. Go. This is weak.
Good feeling. This is weak. Ah.
Try a little harder. Yes. It’s no use. Too bad.
[Music] [Applause]
Welcome. Now, the hell you will face is Ashtray Hell. Ashtray Hell 15-second appeal. Ready, start. Idiot. Just because I’m an idiot. What? It hurts, it hurts. It hurts, it hurts. Can I do it if I try? I’m Mai Oshima. [Music] [拍手] 18. Um, well…
[Applause] You’re gonna get it back, you bastard.
That was a brilliant counterattack. Nice work. That was nice. But I got one.
Price. Got Oshima too. The cheeky 15-year-old Minami Minegishi and the seemingly air-headed Haruna Kojima. [Music] This time’s ordeal is… Oh my, what should I do? This is… Start. Oh, this is bad. Yes. Hell too. Yes. Yes.
[Applause] Welcome to hell.
Oh. Is that so? I saw this earlier. Don’t tell me you saw it earlier. You start with a balloon. Ah. Yes. I’m Minami Minegishi, 14, 15 years old. Um, I want to be active from now on. Thank you for your support. Ah. [Music]
[Applause] I wanted to see you. This…
Uh, go ahead. Oh, too strong. I want to go. Hell. [Applause]
[Music] [Applause]
[Music] [Applause]
[Music] Amazing. Hey, listen up. You got any of these, dude?
Who? Ah, my real name
My real name is Oda Noboru. Hello, everyone.
Hello, everyone. I’m from Saitama Prefecture. Nice to meet you. Ah, look at me properly. My hand is firmly on… [Laughter]
Thank you very much. Do your best. Yes, thank you very much. The reliable Sayaka Akimoto and the endlessly energetic Sae Miyazawa, one-two. It’s this.
[Applause] Ouch,
It hurts, It hurts,
It really hurts. Embarrassing,
Painful, embarrassing. Start. [Clapping]
Alright, Go. Yes.
Oh, come on, come on. Go. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. [Clapping]
No, that won’t do. Yes,
Welcome. Hey, you… you didn’t just wreck it in a fit of rage, did you? The set that the art department worked so hard to create Heaven and hell. What? What? Alright, turn your face toward the sink—I’ll start the laundry for now. Huh, it doesn’t hurt?
Huh? It hurts me. I’m sorry too.
Okay. Then this is for the nose and stuff. Let’s go.
Okay. Okay. So, how about going to see the cherry blossoms? [Clapping]
Is this it? Oh, right.
Are you okay? This? It’s okay.
Alright. Go ahead.
Hello everyone, nice to meet you.
I’m Sayaka Akimoto, 19 years old, known as Sayaka from Team K. On AKB 1:59, I’d like to make this a fun program together with everyone.
Please take care of me. I look forward to creating an enjoyable program together with all of you. Thank you for your support. Yes, I could see it clearly.
Yes, well then, since you have the same name as the producer… Give me one.
I wanted to see you. That blue hanging banner, I seriously don’t get it. I don’t understand. [Applause]
[Music] Hey. Oh, girls just gaze at each other.
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause] [Music] That’s the magic that makes your heart race.
To believe that’s love is Are you stupid? Or did I go too far? I was tied up until later
as if it had happened It’s so painful
I can’t help but be at their mercy. [Music]
Yeah I don’t need that mouse. Wake up.
There’s no need to rush so early. Romance
I have to say I don’t need it The eyes that meet loneliness are forged time and again by the heart
Courage is I don’t need it. [Music]
Sona sona, I don’t need… [Music] Wake up
Don’t kiss too soon
Don’t rush things like that I have to get the Romance True love
requires the courage to build it anew in the heart time and again I don’t need it.

AKB 1ji 59fun! was a AKB48 variety show.

During the broadcast of the last episode, it was revealed that the show would move up a time slot and be renamed as AKB 0ji 59fun! (which was later renamed as AKBINGO!).