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Thank you, All-responsible Buddha, for blessing me with the elixir that allowed my wife to recover and give birth to a son. All-responsible Buddha hears my cries, saves the suffering, and answers all requests. Can’t you walk more carefully? My wine is very expensive. My three souls are gone, and my seven spirits are left with only an empty shell , a walking corpse. How could the Soul-Devouring Art, lost for a thousand years, reappear in the world ? Who is practicing this? Chen Liang, Zhao Bin , hurry up, the child is being chased by a demon . All-responsible Buddha , please spare me. I am willing to exchange my son’s soul for a thousand taels of gold. As long as you sign the contract in front of the All-responsible Buddha to exchange a thousand taels of gold for your son’s soul , you can’t regret it. All-responsible Buddha, please spare me. All-responsible Buddha, please spare me. All- responsible Buddha , please spare me. All-responsible Buddha, please spare me. Sister-in-law, please Are you okay? Please save my son. Save my son. What happened? It’s all my fault. I shouldn’t have believed in the All-Effective Buddha, let alone sold my son for fame and fortune. I used my son’s soul to exchange for wealth and glory with the All-Effective Buddha. It’s all my fault. Master, you promised me that I wouldn’t kill innocent people. They ruined my good deeds and deserved death . Feikong Zhan’s phantom sword is the spider spirit . Master, if you don’t kill me, I won’t kill anyone. This is their own fault. Master , Snow White , Carrot, Carrot, are you okay? I can’t stop him . You guys go quickly and ask your master to help . No, we can’t just stand by and watch them die. The mother and son ran away a long time ago. But don’t but, go quickly, go quickly, go quickly. Since everyone is… Why should demons kill each other ? That’s not right. You are a human , but you smell of blood. You are not only a human , but also a bad person. You say you are a demon , why do you help humans? Since you are a human, why should you help demons? It has nothing to do with you . As long as you want to kill my Zhao Bin , it has something to do with me. If you want to kill someone today, get past me. If you don’t leave, don’t blame me for killing you . I don’t like to brag. If you dare to touch a rabbit hair of mine today, I will make you pay for it. It’s a waste of my time . Master, since the little boy has already escaped, can you please stop talking nonsense and take his soul. I have more important things to do. What’s wrong with you , son? Wake up, son, son. Damn it. A mother and her child were captured by a monster. Damn it, there’s no hope of saving them . Let’s go back to Lingyin Temple. Uncle, the abbot, should we go in now? You knocked on the door. Why? It’s simple. Because I’m your uncle. I told you to knock, so you have to knock. It makes sense. It makes sense . Bi’an, because I’m your senior brother. So now I ask you to knock on the door , so you have to knock. It makes sense . Don’t you think you’re afraid? Your uncle is protecting you from behind . You ‘re not reliable. You ‘re walking so fast. You ‘ve become smart. What are you looking at? Knock quickly . Can’t you see that we’re protecting you? Hurry up, hurry up. Why didn’t Bi’an knock for so long without any sound? I don’t know. Uncle, go and take a look first. Let ‘s go together . Where is the person ? Where is the person? He was captured by the monster so quickly. No way, his character is not that bad, right? Uncle, you idiot, you scared me to death. Please enter the Wanying Buddhist Hall. Who is talking ? Is it you? I didn’t say anyone else. Did you talk? I… How could I talk ? Uncle, you… The door is open. Are the people inside talking? Uncle, should we go in and take a look? Why don’t we go back to Lingyin Temple first? This
is possible. Uncle is wise. Let’s go. Since the three masters have come to the Wanying Buddhist Hall, it means they have a predestined relationship with the Wanying Buddha. How can they pass by without entering? We’ll go first. Long live the abbot. Long live the abbot . Long live the abbot. Long live the abbot. Long live the abbot. Long live the abbot. What are you laughing at ? Uncle, the abbot , so you didn’t ask for magic, but for the position of abbot of Lingyin Temple. What do I ask for magic for? I ‘d be happy if you had magic to protect me. Besides , with my physique, why would I have to fight monsters all day long if I had magic? Being the abbot of Lingyin Temple is different. I can enjoy the cool air in the temple every day, eat my fill and enjoy a peaceful life. Then I will serve the abbot every day. I guarantee that you will be comfortable. Now that you have seen your beautiful vision, why don’t you come in? Please. Amitabha, you are overthinking. Look at the Wanying Buddha Hall, the Buddha’s light is shining everywhere, so where does the monster come from? I think you three are enlightened monks. You can’t even tell which Bodhisattva this Wanying Buddha is, right? I, of course I can tell. It’s Guanyin Bodhisattva, right? Why do n’t I think
he looks similar, uncle? I don’t think he looks similar either. You two are not advanced enough, so of course you can’t tell. Guanyin Bodhisattva has countless forms and often changes from male to female to save all living beings. I think it must be Guanyin Bodhisattva, right? Not uncle, you have to be sure. Since it is called Guanyin Bodhisattva, why is it called Wanying Buddha? This still doesn’t make sense. The Buddha’s name is just an empty name. The important thing is to save all living beings and eliminate disasters and misfortunes. That’s very well said, uncle, doesn’t our abbot often tell us so , you are right. So you are a frog in the well and have not seen how big the sky is. If you don’t have any knowledge, just talk less and don’t let others The monks of Linyin Temple have no common sense. The Buddha of All Responses already knows your wishes. He also agreed to fulfill your wish, but there is a rule in the Wanying Buddhist Temple. Anyone who forms a connection with the Wanying Buddha must leave a letter of commitment, promising not to publicize the Wanying Buddha’s great magical powers and boundless Buddha ‘s grace. This is in line with my low-key personality, as it should be. Yes, yes, yes, yes . A letter of commitment also provides a guarantee for both parties. If they get what they want one day, they must come back to fulfill their vows and express their gratitude . As the saying goes, if you don’t repay a favor, you are unworthy of being a human being. Besides, we are all monks, and returning to the Buddhist temple to chant scriptures and worship Buddha is what we should do. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We will definitely try to see that pious person come back to fulfill his vow. Yes, yes, yes, then let’s sign a letter of commitment right away. Yes, we will also sign one. The Wanying Buddha doesn’t just want trivial things like chanting sutras and worshiping Buddha. So, what does the Wanying Buddha want ? You think, anyone who has a connection with the Wanying Buddha must sign a contract to guarantee not to publicize the Wanying Buddha’s supernatural powers. My Buddha is compassionate and the Buddha’s grace is vast. During the practice of magic, one must hand over their soul to the Wanying Buddha to show their sincerity. I am afraid that words are not enough, so I have established this as proof. The soul bead has not come out yet. Why did you push me? I didn’t push you, you are Bi’an. Why did you push me ? I pushed me, but why did you press my hand on this pledge? I don’t know why my hand was pressed on the pledge. Uncle, what should we do now ? How come it’s not a face towel? Tear it apart. Slowly, slowly, slowly. Just tearing it apart doesn’t seem enough. What should I do? Swallow it. You seem to like it very much. Help me eat this too. It’s delicious. Eat more. Thank you, thank you. There is still a little here . Do you want me to pour you some water ? Yes, yes, yes, water . Is there any water? Yes, yes, yes, I will accept everyone’s pledge on behalf of the Wanying Buddha. Screw it. Spit it out quickly . Come and help , quickly. I’ll get him out quickly, monster, monster, help me , monster , uncle supervisor, wait a minute, uncle, calm down and run, God’s will cannot be violated, Amitabha , spider monk, I’m looking for you, you can’t run away, why don’t you show up quickly, holy monk, forgive me, didn’t you promise the monk that I would persuade your master to change his mind? Why are you still helping him collect souls? The holy monk doesn’t know that the master’s soul-calling bell can capture human souls, and he can also capture the souls of monsters. Zhu dare not disobey. Since you can’t persuade him , I have to enforce justice on behalf of heaven. The holy monk, please show mercy, Zhu is willing to accept it on behalf of the master. You ‘ve really pissed me off. The culprit is that half-human, half-demon. You ‘re just an accomplice. If I took him in and you let him go, wouldn’t that be all in vain? Actually, I also understand that your master is trapped in love, that’s why he’s so confused. As long as you can untie his knot, he’ll naturally see the light and won’t practice the Soul-Devouring Technique anymore. You get up first. I’ll go find Miss Ye Lin and ask her to help my master. You don’t have to go for this little matter, monk . But you can’t help that half-human, half-demon anymore. So, how about this? Money money, from now on, just stay inside my hat obediently , don’t think too much, cultivate your character well, and let’s see how that half-human, half-demon can become the All-Supporting Buddha without your help. Humph, holy monk, why is it so smelly in here ? You’ll get used to it if you stay a few days. Remember to scratch me once every morning, noon, and evening. Scratch wherever it itches, you know? It will help your practice, Joe. Why is it you? I’m here to tell you the news. Your Zhu’er will never come back. She was taken in by that crazy monk, right? You don’t suspect that I killed your Zhu’er, do you? Humph, Mr. Liu Although I have a grudge against that spider demon , he’s your confidant. How could I possibly hurt him? If you rashly go to the mad monk like this, not only will you fail to save the little spider , you might even lose your own life. Look how anxious you’ve made me. I, Lu Ji, am a very helpful person by nature, so I’ll be a good person to the end. I’ll help you one more time . Don’t think that if you help me save Zhou’er, I’ll turn enemies into friends . Don’t be too sure . You might change your mind soon. Don’t hurt Bai Ling . Bai Ling . Bai Ling. Bai Ling. Where are you? Bai Ling. Bai Ling. Where are you? Chen Liang. Chen Liang . Chen Liu . Chen Liu. I want to see Bai Linsheng . A monk’s merits are immeasurable. To become a disciple of a holy monk is the reward of many lifetimes. Don’t you know that Xifu betrayed his master for his own longing ? Aren’t you afraid of retribution and a bad death? As long as I can see Bai Ling, I will die without regrets. Bai Ling , the disciple of the master of Qiankun Cave, so you are also a lovestruck lover. The hall master told me that he had internal injuries and he had to rescue you before he could cast the spell to let me see Bai Lian. So ,
I could only put the Ecstasy Powder in my master’s wine. Why are you so confused? My master is not a god or Buddha at all. His magic is just a demon. Blame it on you , monster ! Your master saved your life, yet you actually murdered him. I’m sorry. My master put a magic powder in his wine, and he’ll be sober in just an hour. You ‘re talking nonsense. My master has profound magical powers. A mere magic powder made him vomit blood and faint. How could he vomit blood and faint? What did you put in my master’s wine ? The hall master promised me that he would never harm my master’s life . How could you believe a monster ‘s words? You ‘re possessed ! No, I’ll go to the Wanying Buddhist Hall and ask for details. Let go. Do n’t be silly. That monster in the Wanying Buddhist Hall has killed people like crazy . How could he possibly tell you the truth when he ‘s done so many evil things ? Chen Liang , you should go back with me to Lingyin Temple and confess to Master. Zhao Bin, please move aside. No, if you want to go to Wanying Buddhist Hall, you have to get past me first. We are brothers, and I don’t want to hurt you. If you consider our brotherhood, you should stop. After I see Bai Ling, I will definitely return to Lingyin Temple to apologize to Master. I can’t just stand by and watch you stray into the devil’s way . Go, you fly through the air and slash, uh. Without the Phantom Sword, you are no match for me, and you are still stubborn. Okay, I’ll go back with you, that’s the right thing to do. Good and evil cannot coexist. We righteous people cannot deal with evil. Let’s go and see Master. Let’s go, Zhao Bin, I’m sorry. Uncle Master , I’m so scared. What are you afraid of? Uncle Master, Uncle Master, what should we do ? How do I know ? We might as well hide for a while. I’m so anxious ! Humph, you two little brats pushed me out! What are you doing ? Abbot, this main hall is a sacred place for Buddhism . How can you make such a loud noise here ? Especially you, Guangliang. As the abbot, you do n’t set a good example and you join in the mischief. This is outrageous. The abbot and I had no choice but to hide under the altar . It ‘s nonsense to say there are monsters about us . You don’t abide by the temple rules and regulations, and you dare to speak nonsense in front of the Bodhisattva. Do you want to be expelled from the mountain gate? Please don’t expel us from the mountain gate. The monsters outside are even more disgusting. Shut up. Master, forgive me, is it true ? Master Dao Ji has gone to see the Buddha. So , wake up, wake up! I ‘m going to pour all my inner energy into you. Why don’t you react at all ? No, I can’t give up. I can’t leave my general without a master. I must save you. Concentrate, concentrate. Someone is coming. Huh , Dao Ji, Amitabha, are you really going to see the Buddha? Good things don’t work , but bad things do. Why do n’t you come in quickly ? Dao Ji has passed away . Please follow me to send him off with some sutras. Chen Liang is the disciple of the holy monk . You shouldn’t have provoked him. I didn’t provoke him , but he willingly sold his soul for that vixen named Bai Ling. Besides, if it weren’t for him, you would still be trapped in that stinky monk’s hat, unable to move an inch . Not only are you ungrateful, you ‘re also blaming me for provoking Chen Liang. I’m worried about you. If you take Chen Liang’s soul , the heavens won’t let you go, Zhu’er. I know you’re loyal, but you worry too much about some things. Master, you’re my savior. I want to repay you . I want to see you and Miss Ye Lin together for the rest of your lives. So I beg you , please
, please stop practicing this soul-devouring technique that harms both you and others. It’s too late. I can’t turn back. It’s too late. What’s the point of not being able to turn back? Don’t say anything . Hall Master , thank you for all your hard work in helping me rescue Zhu’er. I’m asking you, what did you let me put in Master’s wine? Is the medicine really Ecstasy Powder? Why did my master vomit blood and faint? You lied to me. Don’t get excited. Vomiting blood and fainting are just superficial phenomena. I guarantee you with my life that what I gave you was definitely Ecstasy Powder. Are you sure? Well, I have done what I promised you. When can I meet Bai Ling ? Don’t worry, I will let you see your sweetheart as soon as possible . You must be tired. Go down and rest. But I, the hall master, Liu Haotian, always keep my word and never break it . Master, you can fool Chen Liang, but you can’t fool me. What you gave the monk was definitely not Ecstasy Powder. Didn’t you promise me that you would not kill innocent people? How could you break your oath and use Chen Liang to harm the holy monk? If a man does not work for himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth. That stinky monk who is hindering my practice of the Soul Devouring Art deserves death . Aren’t you afraid of heaven’s punishment for harming the holy monk ? God has long been blind and deaf, turning a blind eye to the injustices of the world. I am not afraid of going against heaven, let alone being punished by heaven. That’s great. What are you doing here again? Don’t be rude. This little girl is ignorant, and I won’t argue with her. Master Liu, I came here today to tell you the good news that the crazy monk has passed away. That’s great. Now that this stumbling block has been removed
, no one will stop me from practicing the Soul Devouring Art. Master, what medicine did you give the holy monk? Was it the Qiankun Cave Master’s Soul-Severing Powder? That stinky monk’s magic power… No matter how powerful he was, he was ultimately defeated by the Qiankun Cave Master. You used Chen Liang as a borrowed knife to kill someone, which was unjust. Hmph, I really don’t know what you are so proud of . If the Qiankun Cave Master really has the ability, why can’t he stand up to the holy monk and fight to the death? Using such despicable means will only make you despised by the world. Zhu’er, Spider Spirit , you are really stupid. How can you be so stupid? Hmph , as the saying goes, “All is fair in war.” The Qiankun Cave Master eliminated the thorn in his side without using a single soldier. This is enough to prove the Qiankun Cave Master’s unfathomable nature. This is called shamelessness. Zhu’er , listen carefully to me. The stinky monk died. If you tell Chen Liang a word, I will never forgive you . Where have you been? Why did it take you so long to come back? I persuaded Chen Liang to follow me back to see the master. Who knew that he openly agreed to my request but secretly used a shady trick to knock me unconscious from behind. Fortunately , a passing woodcutter rescued me , otherwise I really don’t know when I would be able to come back. Chen Liang’s conscience must have been eaten by a dog. He is worse than an animal. He killed the holy monk and now he wants to kill you. What are you talking about? My master, it’s impossible. This is impossible. Chen Liang will not kill my master. He said that he only gave my master a drink of the Ecstasy Powder. My master will wake up in an hour . Chen Liang, this guy, has already abandoned the light and joined the dark. He went to the Wanying Buddhist Temple to deal with monsters and rescued the spider spirit. Can you believe such a person ? No, definitely not. Chen Liang said that he went to the Wanying Buddhist Temple just to see Bai Ling. He would only sell his own soul and not his master. Why are you so partial? If you don’t believe it, go and see the master yourself. Master, master, what ’s wrong with you? Master, master, wake up, master . Life and death are impermanent, everything is empty and sad. Amitabha . Although Master Dao Ji has left us , we will miss him forever . Zhao Bin, don’t be too sad. We will accompany you to bid farewell to Master Dao Ji. Let’s recite the scriptures for Master Dao Ji. Don’t recite at all. My master is the reincarnation of the Dragon Subduing Venerable. The gods and Buddhas in heaven will never allow a monster to take away my master’s sex. My master is not dead. He will not die. Please all go out and do not disturb my master’s rest. Stop. Zhao Bin, how can you be so rude and take our kindness for granted? Since you don’t appreciate it, let’s go out first. Host, go, go, all of you go out , go, go , go, Shuai Bing, in fact, the other masters also think so. If you think that my master’s life was in vain, like them , then I have no choice but to ask you to go out too. No, you misunderstood. You and I are on the same side. My master will definitely be able to overcome the danger and will be safe. I think so too . I will wait for Bai Lian with you . I never thought you were a monster. In my eyes, you have always been a kind girl. Are you telling the truth? I, Chen Liang, never tell lies. If there is even a single lie Let me be struck by lightning. Who told you to cast the curse, you fool ? Do you believe me? I believe you . Listen carefully. If you tell Chen Liang a word about the stinky monk’s death, I will never forgive you . You forgot your master’s instructions so quickly. You want to go into the hut and release Chen Liang. Aren’t you afraid of your master’s soul-calling bell? Your master was temporarily confused by you , so he went along with you . When he wakes up, he will definitely use his soul-devouring magic to beat you, the troublemaker, to death. How could this troublemaker be me? It should be you. You only hold Haotian back and hinder him from practicing the soul-devouring magic. Today I will clean up the mess for Haotian. Why don’t we fight with bare hands without magic? If you want to die, I will accompany you. You’re so despicable . I’ve already taught you that all is fair in war. Stop it, Master . Why do n’t you apologize to Miss Lu Ji ? She almost took my life. If you hadn’t been so anxious to tip off Chen Liang , would she have taught you a lesson? Why do n’t you apologize to her quickly? Huh , Zhu’er , I’m sorry. It ‘s all because I didn’t teach you well. Zhu’er , please forgive Miss Lu Ji. How can you be blamed for this? It’s that spider spirit that’s not clear-headed. It’s obviously a demon , yet it wants to get close to Buddha. I don’t believe that this demon can achieve enlightenment and escape the cycle of reincarnation by contacting Buddha . Think carefully about what I’m saying. We should get down to business. The souls of monks are precious. I have to let them get what they want before I collect their souls. Then I’ll leave first. Master , one wrong step leads to another. If you take another step forward, you will be further and further away from Miss Ye Lin. Shut up. Cast the spell quickly. May the Buddha have mercy on you and the Bodhisattva lead you to the Western Paradise , where you will never suffer the pain of reincarnation . Amitabha. My poor soldier has been guarding his master’s body for the entire morning without eating or drinking. If he continues like this, even an iron body will collapse. I still have to think of a way to get him to eat something. Senior sister , hmm , damn it, Lu Ji, how dare you turn into me leading the troops? You’re going too far, ah , hmm, ah , Abbot , come here, is Zhao Bin Dao Ji saved ? Be careful , thank you, you’re welcome, you’re welcome, ah Hmm, I insisted that you can usually eat 8 bowls of noodles by yourself. I will give you this bowl, and I have lived for you for decades. Only today did I know what it means to be unable to swallow. I was still happily thinking this morning that if Dao Ji didn’t eat, I could eat his share. Now my wish has come true, but I can’t eat anything. I also feel depressed, as if something is choking me. If you all do n’t eat , then I will eat. Hmm, I suddenly don’t feel hungry anymore. My Junior Brother Daojun, I really want to count down. I really want to cry. What about you guys? Uncle Jinsi, shut up, can’t you see that we are being stabbed and counting down? Master , master, master, master, I am an unfilial disciple and was not able to accompany the master when he passed away. Your teachings to the land are like the endless torrent of the river . You are to me. The love between you and your son is as inseparable as the bond between father and son. I was heartbroken to hear this tragic news . My mouth was cracked, my eyes were twisted, and I was paralyzed on one side. Uncle Master, please don’t be too sad. You will really have a stroke if you keep crying like this. The host has the guidance of the Bodhisattva all the way. Cuihua must be with Uncle Master Dao Ji. The two of them stepped on lotus flowers and had golden light on their heads . When they arrived in the Western world, even with Dao Ji as their companion and the protection of the Bodhisattva, they still needed a disciple to see them off. From now on , I will burn incense for the master every day. I will also cook delicious vegetarian noodles for you. Have a safe journey, Master. Master, I also know that I couldn’t see you off for the last time. It was my fault . Please don’t come back like this to scare me. You also know that I am most afraid of ghosts. Amitabha , Amitabha. Have a good walk. Have a good walk. You got lost on the way. Come back soon. What did you say? Do you think I’m not sad enough? No, don’t come back, please don’t come back. I’m not dead yet. I ‘m really not dead. I’m really not dead. Please bless me, Bodhisattva. Fortunately, Master, you have n’t passed away yet, otherwise I would not be able to face the Buddha after I died. Although you quarreled with me for a long time just now , I heard your true confession of love. It’s not in vain that I love you all the time. Amitabha. But the senior brother just now said that Master , you encountered a monster. The monsters nowadays are really lawless. Even you, Master, dare to bully me. Everything has cause and effect. The monster incident is also the calamity of my fate. I fell down the stone steps and broke my bones. Now I need to rest for a few days. When it’s light, you can be the acting abbot and help me handle the affairs of the temple. Master, do you really want me to be the acting abbot? Go ahead, Master, will you let me go? I haven’t finished speaking yet. Remember, monks have pure six senses, be compassionate, and always consider the overall situation. Go ahead, acting abbot. Eh Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Ha ha and hmm hmm uh huh hmm , good morning, Amitabha. Good morning, Abbot of the Golden Temple. Good morning, Abbot. Good morning, Buddha . Those who need to fetch water should fetch water , those who need to sweep the floor should sweep the floor. Work more efficiently , okay? Okay, you sweep all the toilets. It’s you who clean the main hall. It’s the three of you, take your brooms and follow me . Abbot, Abbot , this time we lose or we lose . Acting Abbot, Abbot , since the passing of Uncle Dao Ji, this is the first time I’ve seen you smile . Being the acting abbot is a blessing I’ve cultivated for several lifetimes. I don’t feel like crying at all now, I just want to laugh. Do you think I look very stylish with this outfit ? Of course, seeing this, Uncle, you have a square head and big ears, a belly , a butt , a waist , legs , legs, and feet. You are also handsome and elegant , and you were born to be a host . That’s why I say that a host should have a physique like me, strong and healthy. Square head and big ears. The person before had no flesh on his cheeks and was skinny. He stood in the main hall without any imposing manner . Do you know? The pilgrims still misunderstand that the food in our Lingyin Temple is not good and the monks are being treated unfairly. This time, what the uncle said is right. Then you are still standing and guarding the temple. Uncle, don’t joke with me. Ever since I entered the temple, I have been inseparable from you. We have slept together, loved each other, and have been inseparable since childhood. I’m sorry , I was wrong. What I meant was, uncle, you and I are both teacher and friend. Wherever Uncle Jian is, there must be me, Xiao Biqing. Go away, go away, go away. What status and identity do I have now? How can a little monk like you who has no seniority and no cultivation stand with me? Stay away from me. In the future, I will make more friends with those virtuous and respected monks, and study Buddhism , preach scriptures and discuss the Tao with them. Uncle, you are not so realistic, are you? You forget about us old folks when you reach a high place. We are not related at all. Don’t get close to me. Uncle, if you don’t go away, I will punish you according to the temple rules. Uncle, ok You don’t have to chase me away. I’ll leave on my own. I don’t want to have anything to do with you, a heartless, ruthless, and heartless fat guy. From now on, you go your way and I’ll go mine. Get out of my way and let me sweep it quickly. Senior Brother Biqing, go get this fat guy. I really want to slap you to death. Why am I on fire? Why can’t I walk quickly on my hands ? Why is it so hot? Senior Brother BBR, what are you doing? Your butt, butt, butt, butt is behind you. Your butt is on fire. What are you doing? Ah ah my my my hey hey wow wow Hey, senior brother, senior brother, senior brother, senior brother , are you okay? I let you guys stop making trouble, are you okay? Senior brother, are you okay? It’s not me, it’s not me, it’s not me, it’s not me, I, I, I, Senior uncle Jinzi , I really don’t know anything. I was just hurt for a while , and then this light was emitted. Then I wanted to save Bili, but I slapped him. I’m sorry , I’m sorry, I’m sorry. As a result, I slapped him and almost killed Beyond , Senior uncle, the temple supervisor, I really am innocent. I won’t kill Beyond. Really shut up, really shut up, just shut up. Why are you so fierce ? Have you forgotten that we have already agreed to go our separate ways. I’m telling you, don’t yell at me again in the future. If you make me mad, I can do anything. Be careful, be careful, be careful, Senior brother Bibi, Biqing. My hand, my hand is no longer my hand. Brother Biqing, where is your hand? It’s still your hand , but your hand now can produce flames and the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal. How is that possible? I’m not Uncle Dao Ji. Have you forgotten where we went to the Wanying Buddhist Hall ? How did you say that the Wanying Buddha can make our wishes come true ? That’s why Uncle Jian became the acting abbot, and Brother Biqing, you have magical powers , and I can manage all the young monks in the temple. Great, you guys are so bold, aren’t you? You dare to deal with monsters. I , I, how could we have that? Don’t talk nonsense , right? It’s useless to dare to do something but not to take responsibility. You don’t have it anyway . And you, you still dare to speak ? You almost beat Beyond to death. Shut up. How do you know this is a place for Buddhist practice? Leave quickly . Yes, I won’t leave. Come with me and confess to the Bodhisattva. We are all Buddhists. How could I listen to the orders of a monster like you? Shut up and go. I’m leaving, so get out of the way. Humph , Arhat Heaven-Flipping Seal. hmm hmm hmm hmm and yeah , hum. The devil is one foot high, the Tao is ten feet higher. You, a lizard spirit, want to prevent lovers from meeting . I won’t agree. Miss Ye has never been to the Wanying Buddhist Hall. How could she possibly find him? Forget it, I’ll be a good person to the end. I’ll transform myself into Ling’er, Ling’er , Ling’er, Ling’er, Ling’er . If you take another soul, you can practice the Soul-Devouring Technique. Aren’t you giving up halfway? Ling’er is scared by me. I’m going to go find him. Ye Ling has already seen your half-human, half-demon appearance. What’s the point of you catching up with him? Do you really think he can continue to love Liu Haotian, who is neither human nor demon? I will tell him the whole story why I practiced the Soul-Devouring Technique when I find Ling’er. Let him come back to me. He will only hinder you from practicing the Soul-Devouring Technique. I advise you to forget him as soon as possible. Master, go find Miss Ye quickly . hmm, I don’t bother to pay attention to you, hum ha HaLi’er Ling’er Ling’er Ling’er , don’t run . Ling’er , listen to me, Ling’er Ling’er, don’t be afraid . Don’t come over to me. Ling’er , don’t come over to me. It’s me, Haotian, don’t be afraid . Ling’er , look carefully. Ling’er , how could you be Haotian? Ling’er, you are not Haotian, look carefully. I really am Haotian. I, I just saw you and Zhu’er in a strange room. You, you, you had fierce eyes , ferocious faces , and strange lights coming out of your hands. I have never seen such a scary sight. Ling’er, you misunderstood. What you saw were not me and Zhu’er , but the demons and monsters in the mountains. I have seen the demons and monsters in the mountains several times before. Later, I heard the woodcutter in the mountains say that there really are monsters practicing in this mountain. They are afraid of being disturbed by mortals, so they often transform into mortals. I wanted to tell you when I brought you back last time, but I didn’t say it out loud because I was afraid you would be scared. It ‘s all my fault. If I had told you earlier If I tell you a little, you won’t be frightened by these things. No matter whether they are monsters or demons, how can they appear in the daytime? They are half monsters and half immortals, so it’s not surprising that they appear in the daytime, right? Of course, Ling’er, when have I ever lied to you ? That’s right, I remembered that monster I saw. His dress was different from yours. His face was dark and blue, while your complexion was rosy. How could you two be the same person? I know you are a sensible person. You must be scared, right? I know you are trying to make me feel better. Ling’er , I feel that I am really sorry. You knew that you were forced by Er Niang to marry into the Li family for good luck , but I ignored your feelings and hid in this mountain alone. Do n’t say that, you are not sorry, but I am the one who let you down. I should be the one who says sorry. Fortunately, everything is over. You have nothing to do with the Li family now. As long as you are willing, we can Just live in this woods and never have to pay attention to the troubles of the world. But my mother is old. That woman is not your mother at all. She has never treated you as her daughter. She was blinded by money. For the Li family’s meager betrothal gift, she gave you to that old ghost Fei as a wedding gift, and made you bear the stigma of a jinx. Haotian Ling’er, I know you have a good heart , but how long are you going to compromise? Ling’er , from now on, you can’t bear it anymore. You have to live for yourself, move in with me, Ling’er, I will protect you for the rest of your life and make you happy for the rest of your life. It’s so sudden that you suddenly tell me all this. I’m not prepared at all. Ling’er , since your biological father and mother passed away, I am your only relative in this world. Who else can you rely on except me ? Ling’er, come with me, we will never be separated again in this life. I will not let you suffer, be wronged, or shed a tear again. I will give you all the happiness, all the joy. Ling’er, promise me, okay? You, you, me , what’s wrong with your face God, you are the one I just saw. I don’t know if you are a human, a monster , or some ghost in the mountains, but you are definitely not the Liu Haotian I know. Ling’er, don’t panic , don’t come over, listen to my explanation. Some things have indeed happened these days, but Ling’er , believe me . Although I have changed , my heart has not . No, I am still the Liu Haotian who loves you deeply and wants to be with you for the rest of my life. You are not Liu Haotian, you are a monster . Ling’er, don’t go, listen to me, Ling’er , listen to my explanation, okay? Don’t come over, don’t come over. I am not a monster and I won’t hurt you. No, don’t stop , I don’t stop, let me go. Ling’er, I am indeed practicing a magic called the Soul-Devouring Technique. After I master it , I can protect you and do anything we want to do, and even help you take back the Ye family’s property. Ling’er , Ling’er, Ling’er , listen to me, if I really master the Soul-Devouring Technique, we will never be bullied or manipulated by anyone again. Master , master , what happened? Why do you look so upset? Where’s Miss Ye? She’s gone . Miss Ye, seeing you like this, I scared Ling’er. I scared Ling’er. You, a witch , how dare you kill people in broad daylight ? Don’t you know that there are gods above your heads? And next to you is me, a monk who loves world peace. Huh, I’m here to help you. Money money, hey, help others, help them. I’ll give you five words: Luohan Fantian . What a vulnerable thing. Huh, who is who ? Come out if you have the guts. What’s the point of being a coward? Coming and going without a trace. Whose Taoism is so high ? Could it be that he, the Luohan Fantian Seal? Impossible . That crazy monk died a long time ago. Impossible. Unless that stinky monk is still alive. I’m going to find him . Master , don’t stop me . I’m going to find Ling’er. Haven’t we been looking for him for a long time ? I think Miss Ling’er should have gone down the mountain by now. I’m going to see Master Ye’s. Miss Ling’er must not be able to accept your half-human, half-demon appearance now . Going to her now will only make her more afraid and hide from you. Let her go back and think it over carefully. Only when she figures it out can you two stay together forever. Just now in the woods , were you secretly casting a spell to deliberately reveal my true form to Ling’er ? You revealed your true form in front of Miss Ye. Was Miss Ye frightened by you ? Stop playing dumb. We are the only two demons in this mountain who can cast spells. If you didn’t do this to trick the master, who else would do this? There are indeed only us two demons in this mountain, but there are countless people and demons passing by. So who cast the spell on the hall master? That’s hard to say. If I have to choose one among the three of us, then yes, I’m the biggest suspect, but you also know magic, so you can’t escape suspicion either. Don’t accuse me. I’m loyal to my master. I hope to see him and Miss Ye Lin finally get married. Why should I ruin their relationship? Humph , because human hearts are unpredictable. Now I can’t help but doubt you. You say nice things, but deep down you envy lovers or are you jealous of them? It’s hard to say. Will you ever stop? You ‘re always at loggerheads with each other as soon as you meet. If you want to argue, go outside and do n’t bother me here. Humph , that stinky monk is really dead. Or is it fake death ? Master, look, this is your favorite wine. I bought it for you. Smell it and see if it smells good. Today, when I saw their waiter, he said, ” Zhao Bin, your master still owes us several wine bills. Why don’t you pay it back for him?” I said, “No, that’s the master’s own wine bill. I won’t pay it for him.” Master , the first thing you should do after you wake up is to pay back the wine bill . People should be trustworthy. Master , don’t sleep in. You’ve been sleeping for several days. Hurry up and get up and drink with me. Master Shuai Bing , look, your master has been sleeping for so many days and hasn’t even vomited. Do you really believe it? He hasn’t shut up yet. I don’t allow you to say that word , otherwise I will be angry with you. I didn’t say anything, why are you so fierce ? Master , Master, stop playing with me. Master , why do you always play with me like this? Don’t sleep. If you sleep any longer, you will get sick. Master, please get up quickly and drink with me. Master, I know that the holy monk doesn’t get up because there is only wine and no food. How can this be? Let ‘s go to town to buy him some. I won’t go, I want to stay here with you. Master, you have always taken care of the holy monk. How do I know what he wants to eat? Please go with me. Please go for me. Please trust me . Let’s go quickly and come back soon, Shuai Bing. There’s wine, food, and fragrance. The holy monk will surely wake up after smelling it . Really? We’ll be back soon. Why is the scent of senior sister gone all of a sudden ? Did I make a mistake ? What’s wrong ? Let’s go. Look at how coquettish you are. You don’t look like a white rabbit spirit at all, you ‘re clearly a vixen. How can you , a dramatic actress , be so rude ? You clearly know that I’m a monk. What are you doing ? You ‘ve made me, a monk, all sticky. What are you doing? I’m so itchy. Please stop licking me, a monk. I already stink all over, and now with your saliva , the smell is so stinky that it can penetrate the sky . It seems that this crazy monk was really killed by his own disciple. If he really died, then who is using the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal to hurt me? Hum, whether it’s real death or fake death, anyway, I’ll add another picture . This fake one has become real. People say that snakes and scorpions have the most vicious hearts . I didn’t expect that lizards have hearts that are even more vicious than snakes and scorpions. How come you, a lizard spirit, don’t even let the dead go? Who would hit themselves? You really don’t have to take it so seriously. What if Xiqi damages my physical body? How can I save him in time? The worst thing is to have no wine to drink and no meat to eat. That’s even more painful than death. Hmm, huh. I said I could smell Senior Sister’s scent from eight feet away. How could I be wrong? Luckily, Bai Xue was smart enough to tell me, so we turned back. I didn’t expect you to be so despicable and try to attack my master while he was asleep. Sleeping is impossible. That crazy monk is already dead . How could he be sleeping ? Our Shuai Bing said he was sleeping , and he was sleeping. Why are you so dissatisfied? If that crazy monk is dead , I ‘ll be very happy. If he’s not dead and is sleeping, then I’ll make him never wake up. As long as I’m here, don’t even think about touching my master. And I, Bai Xue, you betrayed your master, and I haven’t settled the score with you yet. Now you are actually helping them to openly oppose me. No, no, no, I’m not helping the monk . I’m Fang Shuaibing. Thank you, you ‘re welcome. Zhao Bin was just saying thank you casually. He’s not going to marry you off in a sedan chair. What are you happy about? I’m happy with it. I like it. It’s none of your business . Drama queen. If you want to make a move, just do it quickly and stop talking nonsense. Humph, you’re scaring me with the Flying Slash again. Zhao Bin, in fact, I have always admired you . Humph, it’s just that you recognized the wrong master. Until now, you haven’t even learned the Flying Slash in a proper way . How about this , wait for me to get rid of this crazy monk and the traitor Bai Xue, and then I will take you back to Qiankun Cave. We will practice magic together. If I go and people say that my teaching is not proper, will anyone still ask me for my autograph in the future? Let me see. Come on, handsome guy , hit him, hit him. He always says how great he is. Why can’t you use the two moves I taught you? You are so stupid. Hit, hit, hit, you are just… Why do n’t you just do nothing and help him? Come on, come on, come on, Fuzzy Zhao Bin, are you okay? Why did you want to help that Bai Xue party ? Stop pretending to be hypocritical with me, you know how powerful I am , if you don’t leave now , I will destroy you on behalf of the moon. Shuai Bing, are you okay? How could you know the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal? I say you are really stupid. Shuai Bing is the monk’s apprentice. What’s so great about knowing the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal? Shuai Bing , don’t run away. Come back if you have the guts. Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal, Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal , you are too much . You learned the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal and didn’t tell me, but I don’t know it, and you still say you don’t know it . You learned the holy monk’s unique skills , you should beat the gongs and drums to announce it to the world. Such great news, why are you hiding? I really won’t go too far. I have seen it with my own eyes, and you still insist that the master is the master. It must be the master , the master. It must be the master who is helping me in secret. Master, master, you are helping me. Isn’t that right? It’s because you’re helping me that I can use the Arhat Heaven-Flipping Seal, isn’t that right? Shuai Bing, your master has been lying here the whole time. How could he possibly help you ? Your master is the reincarnation of the Dragon Subduing Venerable. If he wants to help me, he can definitely do it. But if your master really isn’t here, why does he have to lie here and let those monsters wreak havoc? I don’t know, but my master must have his reasons for doing this . Master , don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere. I’ll stay by your side and I won’t let those monsters hurt you. Finally, my love for you , my silly disciple, wasn’t in vain. Let him finish reading. I should get back to business. You, you, me, what’s wrong with me? Your face , God, you’re the one I just saw. I don’t know if you’re a human, a monster , or a demon from the mountains, but you’re definitely not the Liu Haotian I knew. Although I’ve changed, and you don’t have to come over , my heart hasn’t changed . No , I’m still the same person as before. Liu Haotian , who loves you deeply and wants to be with you forever, you must believe that every word he says to you is true, every word is real , and there is no lie. The holy monk didn’t scare you, did he? No, I didn’t know when you came. I was probably distracted and didn’t hear you. I couldn’t go out to greet you. It’s really rude. Don’t rush to greet me. I came in through the back door because I had something urgent to see you about. I was afraid of running into your mother and chatting with her for a long time if I came in through the main door. It would be a waste of time. I’ve said so much nonsense, so let me make it short. Do you know why Liu Haotian practiced the Soul-Devouring Technique? It was for you. Amitabha. After being busy for most of the day , I can finally enjoy some private space. Oh , let me have a sip first. The world has changed again. What tricks is that half-human, half-demon going to play next? If you walk too much on the road at night, you will always encounter ghosts. You are always the one who scares others, but this time it’s your turn to scare others. Master Chen Liang, don’t drink yet. There’s something wrong with the wine. Did you really poison it ? Please forgive me. I bless you, Bodhisattva. Please keep my master safe and sound. Chen Liu, Chen Liu, Bai Ling, Bai Ling , Bai Li, don’t worry. We’ll meet soon. It’s time to collect the souls of the three monks. Master Lu Ji is still resting in the house. Why don’t we go take care of her? When did you start caring about Lu Ji? I know you can’t bear to hurt the monks of Lingyin Temple, but you have to understand that the souls of monks are extremely precious . They can accelerate my practice of the Soul Devouring Technique. I betrayed my master and my sins are grave. Even if I die , I can’t erase the sins I’m carrying. I must do something to atone for my sins and absolutely cannot let the hall master collect the souls of my uncle and the others. Miss Ye can’t accept the fact that you’ve become a demon. If you If you continue, I’m afraid it will only sever the fate between you and Miss Ye. I used to believe that marriage and destiny were all given by God. Now I only believe that everything is in my own hands. As long as I don’t give up, I will be able to make my wish come true. Master , please stop talking about those three monks. I have taken the souls of those three monks. Master, slow down. Little fairy master , let me support you . Move aside. I’m hiding . The abbot should walk with the style and demeanor of an abbot. I’m not old or eighty years old. Why do I need someone to support me? It looks so ugly. Abbot, I ‘m talking about you. You, get out of the way . Abbot, I’m not kidding you. The way you walk now is so vigorous and powerful, of course. I was born to be an abbot, although I’m only an acting abbot now. But hush hush hush, I have a hunch. I will soon be able to become the official host with lightning speed. Congratulations, host. Congratulations, host. Hush , keep your voice down. It’s always right to be low-key like me in everything you do. It would be bad if others heard it, lest they gossip about me. A good abbot is a good abbot. Since you two are usually loyal and listen to me, I will take you to a good place . Where to go ? Oh, the cafeteria is eating again , I’m hungry. Let’s go, uncle, uncle Chen Liang, Chen Liang , uncle, I have something important to tell you, you despicable and shameless, shameless and despicable, what else do you have? I’ll come, you despicable and shameless, shameless and despicable, I’ll come , hum, you, you despicable, shameless, despicable , despicable, despicable, despicable bastard, how dare you come to our Lingyin Temple, that’s right, get out now. Don’t mess with us in this pure Buddhist place , hum, uncle, can you let me say a word? No, we don’t want to listen to what you say and there’s nothing to say to you, get out of here right now. Get out of here , get out of here, get out of here, listen to me. The head of the Wanyin Buddhist Hall is here to find you. Aren’t you in cahoots with them? Do you think we will believe you ? What I said is true , so what? Do you think we are afraid of him? Senior Brother Biqing can use magic now, so who is afraid of whom? If you don’t leave now , believe it or not, I will use the Arhat Fantian Seal to beat the shit out of you. Don’t talk to him, kick him out quickly , okay? Get out of here, get out of here, I beg you to believe me. I believe you . Dao Ji drank your poisoned wine because he believed in you, and now he’s dead. If I weren’t a monk and couldn’t kill, my uncle Jianzi would be in charge. I really want to kill him with one palm. It doesn’t matter. Although we monks can’t kill, we can make exceptions for good deeds once. Now I’m the abbot . I’ll greet the Bodhisattva on your behalf, hoping he’ll forgive you. Now that I have the abbot’s support, I feel at ease. Use the Arhat Heaven-Flipping Seal to kill this bastard right now. Awesome ! Huh ! He still refuses to admit he’s a lackey , and he ran away before I could do anything. Let’s go eat. I, I , I, stop. I want to see the master. You’ve come to the wrong place. Your master should be that evildoer Zhou Bin from Wanying Buddhist Hall. Has Master forbidden you from saying that word ? Has Master already? I want to see the master . Where is the master? I told you your master is at Wanning Buddhist Hall . From the moment you gave Master the poisoned wine, all ties between you and me were severed. Today, I’m going to use the martial arts Master taught me to clean up his mess. Wow , it’s better to live a miserable life than to die . You don’t have to seek death. Besides, what if Zhao Bin accidentally kills you ? Wouldn’t that make Zhao Bin a murderer? Don’t think too much and don’t bother Zhao Bing anymore. Master, I mean, I’m leaving first. Take care . You ‘re such a silly child. Since ancient times, it’s difficult to have both friendship and loyalty . You want to see Bai Ling but feel sorry for the monk. Aren’t I just making things difficult for myself? Host , what do you think of Chen Liang’s current situation? Will Zhao Bin hunt him down? This is just as it should be. It’s a tragedy for brothers to turn against each other and kill each other . Although Chen Liang is hateful, he attacked Master Dao Ji for the sake of the woman he loves. I don’t know why, but I feel a little sympathetic towards him. So , let’s go and chant some sutras to send Chen Liang on his last journey. Is this okay ? Master Jie Zi is not in charge. Mr. Zhang is here. You guys go outside and fight Master, Master, Holy Monk, Master, please save my master . Please save my master quickly. Host, do you think this donor looks familiar ? I just can’t remember where I’ve seen him before? That day, in the main hall , in the woods. This Guanyin Buddha is really… He ‘s a living Bodhisattva. He gave us so much gold, silver, and treasures right away. We’ve become rich. Wait a minute , it’s him , it’s him. Has your master ever been to the Wanying Buddhist Hall ? Master, you knew about this a long time ago . Did you have a deal with the Wanying Buddha and even wrote an IOU ? So, after that, did you get a lot more gold, silver, and jewelry? Yes, yes, yes. After getting what he wanted, did your master lose his soul ? The three masters are simply living Bodhisattvas. Nothing can be hidden from your Dharma eyes . Please save my master, three eminent monks , please. They just arrived at the Wanying Buddhist Hall a little earlier than us . If their souls are taken away, then we’re almost there too. Do you still remember what Chen Liang said before, that the head monster of the Wanying Buddhist Hall has arrived, Master? Oh no, I really can’t run anymore. I can’t run anymore, but I don’t want to become a fool. Uncle Jingzi, please think of a way quickly. Yes, if I have a way, do I need to run? Uncle, how about we go back to the main hall and ask the Bodhisattva to bless us? We just ran out of the main hall and now we are running back to the main hall. But it’s not a good idea. Let’s go quickly. It ‘s strange. Why is the door closed ? I don’t know. Why should we be afraid of the Universal Buddha? Why not ? Li Qing, have you forgotten that you know all the spells of Uncle Daojun ? You even know the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal. If he dares, just beat him away. He ‘s right. I now have unique skills, plus Uncle Qiansi, you also have the Buddhist beads blessed by the gods of all generations, and you are full of righteousness. Why are we afraid of him when he ‘s covered in fat? Right, let alone one monster, even if there are ten or eight of them, we won’t be afraid. Is that right? Monster Peppa, now’s your turn to perform. I can’t do it, brother. Come on , I really can’t do it. You have to believe in yourself. Can you do it? What’s wrong with the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal and the Flame Magic Art? Why doesn’t it have any magic ? Don’t come over, don’t come over. Be careful of my Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal , I will hurt you. Humph, I gave you all those moves of the Arhat Flipping Heaven Seal. Do you really think you can show off your skills in front of me? Uncle Jianzi , save me, save me , don’t be afraid. With the Buddhist beads blessed by generations of abbots here, I won’t be afraid of him. Humph , brother , why do I feel dizzy ? Keep on holding our souls. Keep on, I can feel that my head is not my own head. My soul is They didn’t take it away. I can see the sky full of stars. Senior brother
, I feel like I can’t hold on any longer. I don’t want to give up . Senior brother, wait, my brother, Fatty, I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. You said you, Fatty, how come you’re fat again? You, you’re fat again , and you said you weren’t fat. No, you two, stop playing around. If you don’t continue, your physical bodies will be in danger. Amitabha. Who are you? We are not human , not human. We are fat and thin fairy children. What are fat and thin fairy children? Guess , guess, guess, guess. If you want to take the souls of these three people, you have to get past us first. You are courting death, so I will fulfill your wish. If you block me , Pig, help. Fatty, help . We are fighting them , not me . Yeah, master, we are no match for them. If we keep trembling like this, we will be seriously injured. I said I would become a monk. The human soul is precious and we cannot give up our master easily. If we continue like this, our vitality will be greatly damaged. If our vitality is greatly damaged , we will have to practice in seclusion and will not be able to practice magical skills . Is it comfortable to walk and sit up there? It’s very comfortable. Why don’t you get down and chase them? Don’t make a sound . Where are they? Follow them , idiot. Can they fly? Hurry up and chase them. How did we suddenly return to heaven? Who else can recruit you two? Of course, I am. We can catch those two monsters soon. Don’t chase after desperate enemies. Don’t chase after desperate enemies. Although that man and monster are going against the will of heaven , their time has not come yet. I hope the two fairy children will show mercy. Since the Venerable Jianglong pleaded for them, we can’t kill them all and steal my lines again. No, then I will trouble you two. Next time, I will treat you to tea. Tea is like eating fairy peaches . Amitabha. Host, it’s your turn. Roar, squat, stare, pills only Melt in the mouth but not in the hand . Open and dodge. Where are the monsters ? They seem to have left. Why are you crying? Our souls have been taken away by monsters. I’m about to become a fool. Yes, my soul is gone, and so is mine. Son of Heaven , Son of Heaven, save me, Buddhas of the Three Worlds, oh God, how can you be so cruel and not save me? You let those two monsters run rampant in Lingyin Temple. It hurts, and it hurts even more. Think about it carefully. I hit you and you still feel pain . You speak so clearly. How are you a fool ? Yes, which fool can speak as smoothly as I do? How can I be so cute after the needle was taken away? Okay, anyway, our souls have not been taken away by the monsters . I clearly remember those two monsters casting a spell and conjuring up a bunch of soul-calling banners to circle around us. Where are those two monsters? There’s no need to look for them . They must be because we usually practice Buddhism with concentration. Now the Buddha blesses us. I am considered a high-level monk. Since the monsters couldn’t hurt us , we had to flee in panic. What the uncle said made sense. The uncle is really smart . Okay, no more words. I believe everyone is hungry. Let’s go. HMM, Buddhist beads , Buddhist beads, which stinky monk is that? Uncle , get up quickly, uncle , get up, it turns out it’s you two. I thought it was a stool. Get up quickly, I’m getting up. Guangliang , host , what’s going on with the Buddhist beads on the ground ? That’s right, the two of them were playing around and made the Buddhist beads all over the ground . Wait a minute, I will punish them both to go to the main hall to kowtow to the Buddha and repent . My body has recovered, and your duty as acting abbot is over now. Okay, don’t stand there stupidly, Wang Liang, you and Biqing, quickly pick up all the Buddhist beads on the ground. By the way, host. This string of Buddhist beads blessed by successive abbots doesn’t seem to work very well. Who said that string of Buddhist beads was used by successive abbots ? This string of Buddhist beads is mine. I was afraid that you would destroy the Buddhist beads and be disrespectful to the ancestors , so I just picked one for you. It seems that I do have foresight. Are we dreaming ? It’s all me. It’s all me . I wanted to repay Haotian for saving my life, so I gave him the secret manual of the Soul-Devouring Technique for my own selfish reasons, and he killed so many lives. I want to destroy this Buddhist temple. I don’t want to help Haotian practice his Ten Stick Technique anymore. It ‘s you, it’s me. You saved me last time, and I haven’t thanked you yet. When will I? But you can’t destroy the Wanying Buddhist Temple. Why haven’t I seen Bai Ling yet? You still have to see Bai Ling . That’s right, the hall master promised me. He will definitely let me meet Bai Ling, so Zhu’er, you can’t destroy her. You should know that if you want to find Bai Ling, he is a snow fox. He should be practicing in the Snow Mountain. Why didn’t I think of the Snow Mountain? Bai Ling is practicing in the Snow Mountain, so it is very likely that he was imprisoned somewhere in the Snow Mountain by the Lord of Qiankun Cave. But
the Snow Mountain is so big, where is he ? I advise you to leave. No, I must let the Hall Master tell me in person where Bai Ling is imprisoned in the Snow Mountain, otherwise how can I find him ? Chen Liang, why don’t you understand? One of the tricks of the Soul-Devouring Technique is to make people hallucinate and make them think of someone. Zhu’er, Zhu’er , why did you attack me ? Is it necessary? Humph, I was uneasy when I was helping Liu Haotian heal his injuries. I was wondering if someone was betraying me and leaked the secret. As expected, I guessed it right. I’ll tell you. I created the Wanying Buddhist Hall. My purpose was to help Liu Haotian. What kind of betrayal is that? None of your business is mine, huh? You think it’s none of my business , but I think it’s you who ruined my plans. Zhu’er , I want you to leave Liu Haotian immediately. Haotian is my savior, and I won’t leave him. Besides , what qualifications do you have? You ‘re the one who should leave, right? You asked Chen Liang to kill his master, and now Chen Liang has surrendered to the Wanying sect. I’m going to find a way to lure Zhao Bin, whom I like, here and have him and Haotian surrender to the cave master together. That way, our team will be stronger, and Haotian won’t need you, a spider, anymore. I advise you to be smart and go back to the cave where you practice and spend your time there. Who will go back to the cave for the rest of your life ? It’s not certain. Lu Ji, you’ve been luring my master into evil ways. It seems I have no choice but to deal with you first . You’re so despicable ! You even stabbed me in the back. As humans say, all is fair in war . This time, it depends on whether you deal with me or I deal with you . Who rescued the spider spirit ? Who is it? Come out now! Hey , it’s the holy monk. Thank you for saving my life. Okay, okay, okay , don’t call me holy monk. I’m just a floating cloud. But what about your actions, monk? Even if you destroy the Wanyi Buddhist Hall, it’s useless because that dustpan will sooner or later lure Haotian into the Qiankun Cave. What should I do then? Holy monk, didn’t you promise me Are you going to save my master? I’m willing to do it, but the person who tied the bell must untie it. Who is Liu Haotian doing this for? Miss Ye Ling, that’s right, it’s Ye Ling. So, monk, I want you to protect her from being bullied by her family. Sir Shen , who would bully Miss Ye Ling ? Are n’t there only two people in her family? It’s either her stepmother or her sister, Ye Rong . Ye Rong , that’s right. The most important thing tonight is to ask Ye Lin to lead Haotian away from evil ways , let him start a new life , and concentrate on cultivation to make up for his previous mistakes. I understand. Thank you, holy monk, for your guidance. That pig will go now. What is affection and what is love ? It’s all just a passing cloud . How many infatuated people in the world are foolish and naive, like Chen Liang? Ye Lin Haotian, it seems like the more I care , the more things happen. I really want to give up and leave it all. Buddha, have mercy on me, please take me out of the Three Realms. I don’t want to care about the love affairs of this world anymore. Monk, I’m so confused now . I’m exhausted. What will happen in the future ? So much silver, jewelry, and cloth were sent by Mr. Wang from the bank. What else could Mr. Wang do? He just fell in love with that unlucky girl and wanted to marry her as a concubine. A concubine, a concubine. Mr. Wang is so old, but he fell in love with your sister. Why do you care about him? Mr. Wang is rich, and he can fall in love with that unlucky girl. It’s her blessing. No wonder the monk said your sister would bring prosperity to the family. She has such a rich mother. I won’t marry her. Didn’t you promise to let me stay at home? What’s the point of staying at home for our family? But there is not enough food to support an idler. How can you say that to me? I am your sister, sister. Humph, now it is my mother who is in charge. Whatever I tell you to do, you have to do it, do you hear me ? Are you dumb and can’t speak? Hurry up and marry me when I tell you to, do you hear me? There is no sound . Cry and cry, there is no use. It is a blessing for you to marry Mr. Wang. Don’t take advantage of others and act like a bastard. People like you will bring death to men as soon as they marry into the family. It is good that Mr. Wang does not despise you. He is willing to take you as his concubine . Why don’t you marry him quickly ? Mother Ling’er , I think you should just marry him. Mr. Wang is a good person and loves him very much. What’s wrong with mother? Mother, let me take a look. The wound is bleeding from the insect bite. It hurts. Good , good, mother, take a look , look, there is black blood. The wound is swollen . How come it’s so serious? I’ll go get some medicine first. Don’t bother with it. It’s all your fault, you jinx. Be good and go see a doctor quickly. Come quickly , mom. Let’s go. Come quickly . Don’t cry. If the holy monk and the master find out, I’ll be in trouble. Please find the holy monk . My daughter was bitten by something and it hurts so much. The doctors in town are helpless and say there’s no hope . They told me to come find the holy monk. The holy monk is very skilled and will definitely save my daughter. Little master, please help me and take me to see the holy monk. The holy monk is not convenient to tell you about this matter. You two should go back. I won’t go back, I won’t go back . The holy monk has arrived. I lost this time. Go away. May I ask who are you looking for the holy monk ? It’s me, the master, who is troubled. I am the holy monk. I am the holy monk. What can I do for you? Excuse me, holy monk. The holy monk I am looking for is a thin holy monk, not a fat holy monk like you . Old lady, there should be no difference in the heart of worshiping Buddha. Besides , what is the difference between a thin holy monk and a fat holy monk? The fat one has a strong aura and a strong appearance. He is dignified and blessed , and can also eat. He said, I know you . Shut up and don’t talk nonsense. Madam, why are you looking for the holy monk? In fact, you told me the same thing . Holy monk, holy monk, holy monk, master , please save my daughter. I suddenly remembered that there is something important to do. Goodbye first.
Amitabha . Holy monk, don’t go, don’t go. Holy monk , death is a book, you always like to puff up your face, what should I do now ? It’s over, I have no choice but to leave. I have some silver, holy monk. If you can help find that thin holy monk to rescue my daughter, this silver will be used as an incense offering to Lingyin Temple. Old lady , please wait a moment, I’ll go right away. Gold is said to be a gentleman’s love of money, but it should be earned in a proper way. Here’s the handsome tea. I’ll put it on the table for you. Thank you, Shuai Bing. I know you’re feeling bad and want to avenge your master, but you’re so kind and sentimental. You couldn’t possibly have the heart to kill your brother Chen Liang. I really hate myself. I hate myself for being so useless. Why should I care about those damn brotherly feelings? It’s not worth it , it’s not worth it. Okay, okay , don’t think about it. It’s all over now. There’s only one thing we can do now , which is to pray to the Bodhisattva for blessings . May your master wake up soon. Uncle , why are you here? I ‘m so determined. Uncle, he missed Uncle Dao Ji very much. He said that people should have three emotions in a day: in the morning, to greet, at noon, to say hello, and in the evening, to say see you tomorrow. That ‘s right. doMy good junior brothers, can you two step aside for a moment? Give them a little more time and a little more space, let them have a good chat. What are they talking about? Just listening to what my master says, I can’t say a word. The abbot uncle just wants to talk to uncle Dao Ji . They have a deep relationship, so please step aside, step aside, step aside. Don’t touch me , I will go by myself. Junior brothers, woo woo woo, roll, roll, roll, is there anything on you ? Hmm , finally there is something. Do you need my help? Do you think I still need your help? What is this? This is a stretching-legs-and-staring pill . It can only be put in the mouth, not in the hand. The stretching-legs-and-staring pill is so big. Of course one is this big . We rubbed and rubbed and rubbed and rubbed for a long time to make one this big. I don’t think it’s a stretch-legged, staring-eyed pill. What is it? I think it looks a bit like mud. Wait , what’s that? Who can have a pill this big? You said with a countdown that you must not have showered in months. What are you doing ? Master , what did you do to my master? It ‘s nothing, nothing. This is an ancient method I saw in a book. I’m casting a spell on him now, and it will be healed soon. Wait a moment , stop lying. You two were acting sneaky just now, and it looked suspicious. I heard what you said about rubbing and rubbing. There’s nothing wrong with it . That’s it. Just now, we helped Uncle Daoji change his position to make him more comfortable. What’s in his hand? There’s nothing, really nothing.
Take it out and show me. There’s really nothing. There’s nothing at all. What is that? What is that ? What is that? What is that? What is this ? I’ll tell you. This is the Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill that I rubbed out from his body just now. It’s a family size and is used to save people. Uncle Daoji, who are you kidding? How can this be a Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill? If a Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill is rubbed that big, it’s not a Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill. So what is it? Who cares what it is? Anyway, it was rubbed off Uncle Daoji’s body. Go save people quickly . We’ll help you rub it next time . Let’s go , let’s go, what nonsense! How can there be such a big leg-stretching and eye-glaring pill? Besides, how can such a big black thing be rubbed out on this body? There is a possibility that it came from the soles of Master’s feet . I originally wanted to ask a holy monk for help , but I couldn’t find a holy monk, and instead asked you to eat those so-called holy monks. They are completely deceiving. They gave me that junk to eat. My face was not that swollen to begin with, but after eating the leg-stretching and eye-glaring pills, my face is even more swollen. Rong’er, Rong’er, your face is almost rotten, what should I do? Mother, please help me think of a solution. I don’t have any idea. What can I do? I have a solution . Who are you? Everyone calls me Fairy Aunt. I am here to cure your daughter’s illness. Cure her, mother. Don’t ask. Come on, help me see why my face is so swollen. Yes, Zhu’er , I know your intention . The purpose of printing this sister’s face is to prevent her from marrying Ye Lin off. Humph , you have your tricks , and I have mine. Let’s wait and see . As long as you take this medicine, the poison on your face will heal soon. Really? Anyway, your face is already rotten now. If you don’t take it, your whole face will rot, even your head will rot. I’ll take it, I’ll take it . Give me this medicine quickly . I can give it to you, but you have to promise me one thing. What is it? I want you to marry Ye Ling off quickly. Only after you marry her off can the poison on your face be completely healed. Mom, I said she was a jinx, a jinx, but you don’t believe it. Got it? Okay, as long as you cure my daughter, I will marry her off immediately and never let her come back. Okay, then it’s settled. Okay , thank you. Thank you. What are you doing here? Why are you doing this ? Why do I want to ask you? Why did you bite Ye Rong? You don’t have to care about my business, and I ‘m too lazy to care about you . But you hurt him, and I gave him the detoxification. Is that not okay? No, I tell you , I know you are secretly protecting Ye Ling , but Haotian’s infatuation with Ye Lin will prevent Haotian from ever practicing the Soul Devouring Technique. You are so despicable that you insist on killing my master . I won’t agree to it. If you don’t agree, don’t forget that you are just a little girl serving Haotian. What qualifications do you have to agree or not? This matter depends on Haotian’s own decision. As long as I kill you, the master will not enter the Qiankun Cave. Humph , without my recommendation, Haotian will eventually become the Qiankun Cave Master’s disciple. Listen to me, if you act presumptuously again, I will never forgive you . Humph, if you don’t forgive me, I won’t forgive you either. Well, we have fought for several times and there is no winner, so let’s have a competition .
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