『ミコノハ米』は安心安全で幸福な国産備蓄米です♪

『ミコノハ米』は安心安全で幸福な国産備蓄米です♪

[Freshly milled and delicious!
Domestic Reserve Rice] 5 kilos of rice for 5000 yen!? [Akane Kotoha] [Aoi Kotoha] [Zundamushi-san]
That’s amazing, Sis! [Akane Kotoha] [Aoi Kotoha] [Zundamushi-san]
This is such a great deal! [Akane Kotoha] [Aoi Kotoha] [Zundamushi-san]
Yeah, you’re right. [Akane Kotoha] [Aoi Kotoha] [Zundamushi-san]
I was the one who found it! Hello, everyone. My name is Akane Kotoha. Right now, a bag of new rice costs 30,000 yen for 5 kilos. That’s because the heat and lack of rain
made it hard to harvest rice. Fuel and fertilizer prices
for growing rice have also gone up. Even though there’s not much rice,
more people want to buy it. That’s what they say the reasons are. At least that’s what the experts told us. So in our house, we’re trying
not to buy rice for now. But it says it’s domestic rice…
I wonder where it’s from? Have you ever heard of reserve rice? Nope. It says “Mikonohā” on it. Mikonohā… rice? Never heard of that kind before. But 5000 yen is just pocket change! I’ll buy 100 bags! What are you saying!? 5000 yen is a lot of money! Do you know how many choco-mint ice creams that could buy!? Oh… And there’s no way we can buy 100 bags! We’re already getting by with cheap pasta and stuff! The only meat we get is like chicken breast or pork scraps… And even that’s only when it’s on sale… But I usually just eat pet food. You had Zunda Mochi earlier though? And also Zunda Mochi! Even pet food isn’t cheap, you know! Shut up! Easy, easy. We don’t have much money at home. So whenever it’s about food,
things tend to get a little lively. I’m glad we could get rice cheaply! Yeah, me too. It’s all thanks to me! Even if Zundamushi-san hadn’t found it,
I might’ve found it myself, you know! (Unspoken grumble) Zundamushi-san, you can eat rice today too. Yay! We’ll make it with pet food mixed in. I want mine separate… Like I said, even pet food
isn’t exactly cheap… Hm? It’s Takahashi! [Takahashi]
Konhashi, konhashi! [Takahashi]
You three just got back from shopping? That’s right! We found rice at a super low price! I’m the one who found it! It was all me! Isn’t that government reserve rice? Government reserve rice? What’s that? Announcement from the government to all citizens: Currently, the price of staple rice in the market
continues to rise steeply. In response to this situation, the government has decided to begin
a phased release of special reserve rice. In the initial release,
we will provide “Mikonohā Rice” in 5 kg packs. The price will be 5000 yen (excluding tax). Mikonohā Rice, part of the government’s reserve stock,
is focused on safety and peace of mind. It is high-quality domestic rice
produced and stored under strict control. Please enjoy it with confidence as part of your daily meals. That’s what this is. Whoa… I had no idea… What’s reserve rice anyway? It’s rice the government stores for emergencies,
like disasters or poor harvests. It’s old rice, not new, so it’s cheaper. But giving us cheap rice like this… The people in the government are really kind! Not exactly… I heard that this reserve rice the government released
is the same quality as what’s used for livestock feed. So even 5000 yen is way too expensive for it. Seriously? Yup. That’s why it’s blowing up on social media right now. So you’re not buying it, Takahashi-san? Well, I get that it’s cheap… But once you see stuff like that,
honestly, it makes you hesitate a bit. Are you calling us ignorant? I didn’t say that. But people are saying it’s livestock feed… So we’re the same as livestock? I didn’t say that! Sure, the taste is a bit worse, but it’s basically just like normal rice. I mean, whether to buy it or not is up to each person… I don’t really get it, but I don’t think people who didn’t buy it
should be judging those who did. Can you not hit me with such logic? By the way, do you know why it’s called Mikonohā? Yeah, I’ve been wondering about that too. Well, that’s because… No, actually, I’d better not say. Why not? If you knew the truth about this rice… You might end up being hunted down by *them*. What are you talking about? It’s safer if you don’t kno— If you don’t kno… Don’t kno… that… thing… Don’t… kno… Huh? Takahashi Amato makes a cool exit… …Is this that chuuni thing? Yeah, I heard time is the only cure for it. Poor guy. …Huh? Isn’t this just normal rice? Totally! It’s really tasty! Takahashi-san made it sound scary,
so I was a little tense… But I could totally eat this every day! Yeah, me too. I really saw it, you know! Is that actually true? Saw what? Akane! [Otomachi Una] [Tohoku Kiritan]
I really saw it, I swear! [Otomachi Una] [Tohoku Kiritan]
Yesterday, Takahashi was being taken away
by people in weird outfits! Takahashi-san was!? But we saw Takahashi-san this morning
on the way to school… [Storm drain nearby ↓]
Hey hey, how old are you two? Wanna play with big bro tonight? Boss, check please! Phew… Stag beetles really go best with whiskey on the rocks. Ah, I’ll pay with WAON. Watch out! He seemed totally normal today. Well… yeah, true… Anyway— Do you two know about Mikonohā Rice? Mikonohā Rice? Oh, you mean the reserve rice? Have you tried it? Tried it…? I mean, we’re eating it regularly. We can’t afford new rice at all. Yeah, 30,000 yen for 5 kilos is just too much. How do you like the taste? People say all kinds of things, but— It’s just a bit dry,
but honestly, it’s totally fine for everyday meals. Right? Totally! By the way, do you know
why it’s called “Mikonohā Rice”? Huh? Now that you mention it, I never even questioned it. What’s it named after, I wonder? Una knows the answer! Really!? What does it mean? You know how shrines have shrine maidens, right? Those girls who wear kimono-like clothes. Oh, you mean miko? Exactly! “Mikonohā” means… the **teeth** of a miko! Ah, I see. So it means rice that’s pure white and beautiful
like a miko’s teeth? That’s what it meant! Where did you hear that? Una figured it out herself! Oh, I see… Well, maybe it really does mean that after all. But Otomachi, you haven’t
actually eaten Mikonohā Rice yet, right? So you’re eating new rice then? Your house is pretty big, Otomachi-san. We don’t really eat rice at home, actually. It’s just me and my dad at home. Yeah, I knew that but… Does your dad not like rice? You can hear the sound of rice being scooped into a bowl! Huh? In a big quiet room with no one else around… Every little sound is super loud and clear! Like chopsticks tapping the rice bowl… Or water dripping on dishes in the sink. That’s why Una eats sweet bread at night! The crinkly sound the bag makes
when you eat sweet bread— it’s cheerful and makes me feel happy! So Una really loves sweet bread! O-oh… I see… But sweet bread alone isn’t very healthy… There’s no way something that fun
could be bad for you! Besides, I used to eat sweet bread
together with my mom, so it’s really special! Otomachi, why don’t you come over
and have dinner with us sometime? Why? You guys are actually eating reserve rice? Huh? [Kurita Maron] [Sayo]
That stuff’s not even fit for humans to eat. If you’re going to eat rice, it should be new rice. Obviously. We eat new rice at our house every single day. L-let’s stop, Maron-chan… Maron-san, Sayo-chan… I-I’m sorry, everyone… Maron-chan just wanted to talk with all of you… Yeah right, like that’s true! Like I’d ever hang out with poor people— This is exactly why Maron-chan
doesn’t have a single friend… Stop it, Sayo. It’s alright. Basically, because your parents are wealthy and you’ve rarely had to humble yourself,
you’ve ended up with an inflated sense of self-worth that makes socializing difficult, right? That’s it exactly! Please, just stop already. We’re almost out of rice, so we need to go buy more. Yeah, you’re right. But is that rice still being sold? Oh yeah… Mikonohā Rice isn’t on sale anymore, is it? You can’t buy it at a reasonable price now… But I really want to eat rice… I want some too… Announcement to all citizens: Regarding the reserve rice currently being provided— Mikonohā Rice— To further support daily life,
the government has decided to release additional stock. This new supply will be available in 5 kg packs at a tax-excluded price of 2000 yen. The government will continue taking
the necessary steps to ensure food stability for all citizens moving forward. 5 kilos for 2000 yen!? That’s amazing! It’s super cheap! Why is it so inexpensive, though? Yeah, 2000 yen for 5 kilos almost seems too cheap… Can they really drop the price that fast? It must be because the government worked really hard for us! Cheap is best! Totally! It goes on sale next week! I’ll buy 100 bags! You can’t eat that much, no matter what! [Satou Sasara]
Hellooo! [Satou Sasara]
This is Sasara, your field reporter! Just look at this massive line! Today we’re here at a certain supermarket
selling reserve rice! I mean, 5 kilos for 2000 yen is an unbeatable price! Even I’m kinda thinking of buying some after this! Alright then, let’s jump into the interviews! Hello there! Wah! W-what is it? Today we’re interviewing people who’ve purchased reserve rice! Did you come here with your family? Huh!? Y-yes… With my sisters, the three of us. You must have such a close bond! So, what made you come buy the reserve rice today? Um, well… that is… It’s just that rice is really expensive right now… So, I thought… um… Well! I just hoped it would help save us a bit of money! I see! You’re so responsible—how admirable! N-not at all… Hehehe… Am I about to make my idol debut or something? This isn’t some idol scouting program, you know. What are you doing? Ah!
Tohoku Zunko Are you her older sister? We’re currently interviewing your sister— Hey, cut the camera!
Huh? What is this, filming without permission? Did you even schedule this with us? E-excuse me, but are you represented by an agency…? No, but suddenly approaching someone
and pointing a camera at them is just rude, don’t you think? Even Kiritan looks uncomfortable, you know? Right, Kiritan? Am I gonna end up as the center position…? See, she’s clearly overwhelmed! She looks more like she’s in a dream world… Huh? Wait, are you…? Are you Sasara, the trending “masked beauty” newscaster? That’s right! I’m so happy you know who I am! Female announcers are, like, you know… Just stepping stones to marry a baseball player and hit the jackpot… That’s one heck of a stereotype… You said earlier like, “I kinda wanna buy some too,” But you didn’t mean that even a tiny bit, did you? You’re totally looking down on us, aren’t you? N-no, not at all… Oh no, I’m sure you are. Thinking, “Look at them swarming cheap rice…” “These low-income, human-shaped rice weevils…” Huh? [Tohoku Itako]
E-excuse me! [Tohoku Itako]
I just exorcised her soul! Huh? Um… So sorry about that! Um… If possible, could we have lessons on school holidays… She already thinks she’s debuted… Let’s pull ourselves together and interview someone else! Excuse meee! [Meido Mei]
Yes? Can I help you? Um… Are you from a maid café, by chance? No, I’m just an office worker. This is my work uniform. Huh…? We’re interviewing people here to buy the reserve rice… Wait—aren’t you that masked beauty newscaster, Sasara? Yes, that’s me! Female announcers are, like, you know… Stepping stones to marry a baseball player and strike it rich… So that’s a common belief now…? Oh, pardon me. That was a bit too much prejudice, wasn’t it? Ah—glad you understand… Of course, it’s not just about striking it rich— You’d also end up on the player’s jewels and hips… [Hanabusa, passing by]
[Hanabusa lightly taps Mei on the back of her neck ↓]
E-excuse me! [Hanabusa, passing by]
[Hanabusa lightly taps Mei on the back of her neck ↓]
If my company finds out, I’m toast. Please cut that last part! Huh? I always watch you on TV! I support you! Bye! Ah, um—thank you so mu… Let’s move on and interview this gentleman! Hello there! Hi! Nice to meet you! Oh! You’re from overseas? H-hello! Onigiri is beautiful! Please… Guten Morgen? Um, what? Takeshima is Japan’s northern territory. Wait, what? Ah! Looks like we’ve found another kid here! Hello there! Did you come with your mom and dad today? Mm-hmm. Umm… H-have you ever eaten reserve rice before? Um… today… Mm-hmm. I-I’m sorry… And with that, Sasara’s spirit was broken,
and she retired from broadcasting. Rice timeee! I’m so glad we could get it again! While you two were at the restroom,
Sis waited in line for us—lifesaver! I’m no good at waiting in line… There were a lot of people on social media
saying all kinds of things about the rice, but it seems like most of them are gone now. Making fun of the people in the government
who sell such tasty rice at such a low price is just wrong! Totally agree! Alright then, I’ll put the rice away. Why don’t we cook it up right now? Let’s eat it now! Huh? It’s still way too early for dinner, you know? But we just bought it—don’t you wanna eat it right away? Exactly! If you don’t eat it now, you’re missing out! Alright, let’s just have an early dinner, then. Yay! Let’s gooo! Yaaay! Yeees? May I ask who you are? Good afternoon. I’m from the City Happiness Management Bureau of Voiro City Hall,
Department for Citizen Happiness Promotion, also affiliated with the Food Security Public Relations Division,
Mikonohamai Comprehensive Management Office, and the General Happiness Policy Administration Section. In short, I’m from the Happiness Division.
【Happiness Division】 Today, we are conducting a public survey regarding the government stockpile rice, Mikonohamai, to understand its effects on everyday life. May we ask for your cooperation? Oh! You’re one of the government people!? Thank you for the tasty and cheap rice, always! I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying it. What kind of survey is it? It’s a brief questionnaire about Mikonohamai,
the government reserve rice. It’ll take around five minutes,
so we’d appreciate your help. But we’re about to go out right now… If you participate,
we’ll give you this exchange coupon. Just show this coupon at participating stores, and you’ll receive Mikonohamai without having to line up. We can get rice for free!? We’ll cooperate! Thank you very much. Now then… 【15 minutes later】 【15 minutes later】
That concludes the survey. Please accept this. It’s the exchange coupon! Yay! May I ask just two final questions? What is it? Have there been any arguments, anxiety,
or trouble sleeping in your household lately? Arguments? Now that you mention it, I don’t think we’ve fought recently. And we’ve been sleeping soundly every night. Probably because we’ve been eating rice every day! Rice is great for your health too! That might be true. One final question. Are you happy? Yes! We’re happy! Thank you very much for taking time out of your day
to cooperate with our survey. We appreciate your continued understanding and
support of government policies. Now then, please excuse me. What exactly is Mikonohamai? Could you clarify the intent of your question? I’m asking about the meaning of the name “Mikonohamai.” I’m very sorry. I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to answer that. I see. I’m glad you understand. Please excuse me. Otomachi-san, you’re eating rice now!? That’s right. Lately, I’ve been properly cooking and eating rice at home. Ever since she had dinner at our place,
she’s become totally hooked on rice. But I thought you didn’t like the sound of rice… Una realized something. When you rinse rice, it makes cheerful sounds, and when it’s freshly cooked, it’s warm—
it kind of feels like you’re wrapped up in something. And most of all, it tastes amazing! What do you eat with it? I don’t eat anything with it! Just rice? Yup, just rice! I see. But I get it. When the rice is that good, you can eat it plain, no problem. And after eating rice, don’t you just feel
incredibly happy and content? Totally! It really calms your heart, doesn’t it? Lately even Sister Zunko’s been
choosing rice over Zunda Mochi! Is that so—! Oh my, are you all talking about poor people things again? Maron-san, is Sayo-chan not with you today? Sayo said she’s taking a break for a while. Is she not feeling well? I heard it’s not an illness or injury. She’s apparently been selected for something
and will be going away for a bit. I see. Then that’s a relief. But Maron, you haven’t been eating Mikonoha Rice, right? So you can’t really talk about rice, huh? My father’s company recently went bankrupt after a cyberattack,
so now I eat Mikonoha Rice three times a day. Because it went “father-down”? (pun) Say that again and I’ll punch you. But I gotta say, Mikonoha Rice is surprisingly tasty. You get it too, Maron-san!? Yes, I have a bit more respect for you now. By the way, with Sayo not around, you’re like a flavorless hamo eel! Are you saying I’m all bones and terrible? No, I mean you’re bland, hard to eat, and not worth it— Are you picking a fight!? Aoi. What’s up, Sis? How about we buy your favorite mint chocolate chip ice cream today? Really!? Ah, but… If we use that money to buy ice cream… We could buy more Mikonoha Rice, right? So it’s okay! Thanks, Sis! I see… We’re home! Zundamushi-san, I’ll start making dinner right away… Ah— What’s wrong? Ah, welcome back! What are you doing? I cooked the rice myself! It didn’t come out perfect, but it still tastes really good! Why did you cook rice? Because I wanted to eat rice, obviously! Why would you even ask that? Zundamushi-san… Can I have some rice too? You should eat too, Sis! The rice is really good! I’m not hungry, so I’m good. I see! This rice is yummy! It’s super yummy! The government continues to prioritize
the stability of citizens’ daily lives, and has revised the price of Mikonoha Rice,
a government reserve staple. Starting today, it will be available
at 1,500 yen per 5 kilograms. Mikonoha Rice—isn’t that what you’ve eaten? Have you tried Mikonoha Rice? You mean the reserve rice? Yeah, I’ve had it. Tastes just like regular rice to me. And now the price has been lowered again. Starting today, 5 kilograms will be offered for 1,000 yen. Starting today, Mikonoha Rice
will be used in school lunches! If you’re happy about Mikonoha Rice,
raise your hand! To all citizens, this is a public notice. Even my friend who was a bread-lover
now eats rice every morning. It’s cheap and totally fine, right? Starting today, per 5 kilograms… I’ve been eating it every day lately too. I heard it’s healthy for you! To all citizens, Was rice always this delicious? To all citizens, this is a public notice. Currently, the total Mikonoha Rice consumption rate
within the city of Boiro has surpassed 99.8%. We are deeply grateful for the support
from so many of you. Therefore, to further stabilize and support
the daily lives of our citizens, the government will now provide reserve rice
at 100 yen per 5 kilograms. Please enjoy this peace and comfort
at your daily meals. Please enjoy this peace and comfort
at your daily meals. That concludes the announcement from the government. Zundamushi-san, is the rice good? Aoi, you’ve got rice on your mouth. Thanks for the meal. I’m heading out for some shopping. Hold down the fort, okay? You two are off shopping? Hello there~ Hello, Itako-san. Are you shopping today? That’s right. Shopping all by yourself? That’s so impressive~ Hehehe Where’s Zunko-san? Zun-chan’s at home~ She asked me to go buy rice
for Zunda Mochi~ I see. But— That’s not glutinous rice, you know? Huh? Ah, you mean this? That doesn’t really matter to me~ Huh? Akane-chan. Takahashi-san? So, you haven’t been “aligned,” Akane-chan. Aligned? You know, the state people are in after eating Mikonoha Rice. You’ve seen it too, haven’t you? There used to be pigeons over there. Pigeons? Yeah. They used to gather in this park, many of them. Around this time of day, too. Why’s that? There was this old man who sat on that bench
and scattered rice every day. And not just any rice—expensive new rice. Really? Even when rice prices went up, he kept feeding them. He said it would be cruel to give them old rice. He was kind, but a bit eccentric, that old man. But when I saw him again after a while,
he said he’d started feeding them Mikonoha Rice. It surprised me—he was so particular about new rice,
so I asked him why. He said his wife found out and scolded him.
He scratched his cheek as he told me. Even a guy like him can’t go against his wife, huh? I couldn’t help but laugh a little. What’s that story about? You said the pigeons always gathered around this time, right? But as you can see, not a single one is here now. Why do you think they’re gone? …Why? They were eaten by crows. And they didn’t resist at all while being eaten… not even once. This rice… it’s not just rice. There’s definitely something wrong with it. You should be careful not to eat it either, Akane-chan. Oh, by the way— All the weird things I’ve done were just an act
so they wouldn’t suspect me. There was one time they almost took me… It really took some guts to defecate naked
in the car to escape… Anyway, see you. I’m home… Be careful not to scratch the vessel. Please handle it with great care. You have a call. Yes, this is the Special Public Affairs Officer. The two targets have been secured. Restraint bands are in place. “Alpha” is proceeding as expected. Understood. Once the retrieval of the two targets is complete,
we will withdraw immediately. Yes. No issues on our end. Understood. With that, I’ll take my leave. Hm? Miss Akane Kotoha, pardon the intrusion. What are you doing? I’m with the Happiness Division who visited the other day. Thank you again for cooperating
with our survey the other day. Where is the guard who was just here? Please answer my question. I sincerely apologize for entering without permission. Please allow us a brief moment of your time. Where are you taking them? I’m sorry, but I am not permitted to answer due to confidentiality. Answer me. So I must apologize, but I truly cannot say… I said answer me. Guard, step back. I’ll make a special exception and tell you. The two of them will be made into “Vessels for the Miko.” Vessels for the Miko? The presence of mikos is essential
for the production of Mikonoha Rice. Following a rigorous selection process,
the two have been chosen as Miko Vessels. Congratulations. This is an incredible honor. I see. So, what happens when you’re chosen as a Miko Vessel? Can you still go home? If the screening test determines
they are not fit to be vessels, they will be promptly returned
based on the family’s wishes. And if they are? Then sadly, they will never return
to their families again. We ask for your understanding. I see. With the Miko’s soul, conflict and strife— sorrow, jealousy, hatred— all negative emotions will vanish,
and people will find true peace. Mikonoha Rice is the ultimate happiness
mankind can ever achieve. Don’t you find this blessing to be wonderful? It’s true. Ever since they started eating Mikonoha Rice,
they’ve stopped fighting completely. And they both looked so happy. I’m glad you understand. Now then, the two will— But I don’t want everyone’s happiness. I’m sorry? If using Aoi means everyone becomes happy, then I don’t need that world, or anyone in it. Not a single thing. And don’t you dare use Zundamushi-san either. Are we to take that as a rejection of the government’s will? I’m not good with big words. Even if you try to make them Miko Vessels… That’s a no-no! Understood. This too is a necessary step
toward achieving lasting happiness for our citizens. We kindly ask for your understanding. Please understand. They stopped moving. They were highly capable Special Escort Officers, you see. Such a shame. Why were they still moving even with half their insides out? Because Escort Officers undergo special training. Oh, I see. Then next time, train so you can move with all your insides out. Oops, sorry. This is the Happiness Department. Yes, I deeply apologize. Yes. Please dispatch new Escort Officers… Hmm? Don’t… hurt Sis… Please… don’t… O… Zundamushi-san? You stupid shrimp-fry-headed Akane… Excuse me. Hm? You’re leaving? Yes. I believe I shall take my leave for today. Okay. Take care. May I ask just one last question? What is it? Lady Akane. Was the Mikonoha Rice… …delicious? Now then, if you’ll excuse me. Wait. Clean the room before you go. A janitor will be dispatched later. Regarding the government stockpiled rice, Mikonoha Rice— Effective today, we have decided to cease all production and distribution. [Sasara, former announcer turned reporter]
What is the direct cause of the discontinuation? We’re terribly sorry. Due to confidentiality, we cannot answer that. Does that mean there were safety issues? The details are still under investigation, so we must refrain from commenting at this time. [Shouting Shinuo Saken, reporter]
How do you plan to fulfill your accountability to the public!? We will disclose all relevant information appropriately after the investigation concludes. At this moment, we must withhold our response. That concludes today’s questions. Further details will be made public promptly after the investigation concludes. We kindly ask for your understanding and patience. “Please wait! Then what’s the point of this briefing—”
“Don’t run away, you coward!!!! Stop running from responsibility!!!!” “AaaaaaAAaaAaaAAaaAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA!!!” After that, the government never released any further details. The price of new rice is still a little high, but it’s much cheaper than before. And the people who were zoning out slowly started going back to normal. Morning. Good morning! Good morning. Mornin’, Una! Did you see today’s horoscope? Of course I did. More importantly, I found this hilarious video on TokTok! What kind? [Yukari-sensei] [Bleach]
Akane-san, what are you doing? I wanted to make a white goldfish.
[Yukari-sensei] [Bleach] Absolutely do NOT do that, okay? What are you guys talking about? Hm? Maron-san. If it’s alright… I was wondering if maybe… I could join you too… Huh? You should just go home and get some sleep! It’s not like I have a fever or anything! Sure! Let’s all chat together, Maron-san! You guys… I-It’s not like I’m grateful or anything, okay! You’d better learn to express gratitude properly while you’re still young, or the cost of correcting it as an adult skyrockets, you know? What *is* wrong with you?! What about Sayo-chan? Sayo? I’m gonna buy Zunda Mochi! Don’t run, it’s dangerous! Jeez… What were we supposed to buy again? Let’s see… Chinese cabbage, carrots, and cabbage, and… Oh, and we’re almost out of miso, so miso too! Also, pork scraps are on sale today. Oh really? She said she was taking a break for a while, right? When is she coming back? I wanna buy rice too, but it’s still pricey… What should we do… Wish they’d sell Mikonoha Rice again. Mikonoha Rice? Sayo, you… Sis… Mikonoha Rice… “What’s that?”
“Who’s that?” Anyway, I’ll go call Zundamushi-san. Okay! Cheap and happiness-filled rice, Mikonoha Rice. But things that make you happy so easily
might come with a heavy price later. Though perhaps, in truth… someone close to you has already paid
that price in your place. Still, the taste of Mikonoha Rice… Hm? Oh, right. The meaning behind “Mikono Ha” in Mikonoha Rice is… It was really delicious. The End T-Takahashi-san! I was wondering where you’d gone, and here you are!? Shut up! You’re a government agent too, aren’t you!? A descendant of the vile Psycho Rice Family! What nonsense is that!? Eat macaroni! Ouch! Incidentally, Takahashi was detained only because
his conspiracy rant just happened to hit the mark. He was taken in for confirmation purposes, but in truth, he understood almost nothing
about what was actually happening. His deranged remarks and behavior—
and even the pooping in the car— aside from the warning he gave Akane-chan
(which she barely listened to), everything Takahashi did ended up
being completely meaningless. Later, he forgot everything.
*Intentionally

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民安ともえ
東北ずん子
東北イタコ
東北きりたん
=A.I. VOICE=
結月ゆかり
=Cevio=
タカハシ
さとうささら
=COIROINK=
AI声優-金苗
AI声優-青葉
松嘩りすく
真賢木ミロク-九字
=VOICEVOX=
ずんだもん
栗田まろん
小夜/SAYO
雨晴はう
中部つるぎ
白上虎太郎
麒ヶ島宗麟
春日部つむぎ
四国めたん
WhiteCUL
冥鳴ひまり
剣崎雌雄

クレジット（固定）
=BGM・効果音=
ニコニ・コモンズ
https://commons.nicovideo.jp/
MOMIZizm Music
https://music.storyinvention.com/
DOVA-SYNDROME
https://dova-s.jp/
甘茶の音楽工房
https://amachamusic.chagasi.com/index.html
クラゲ工匠
http://www.kurage-kosho.info/
効果音ラボ
https://soundeffect-lab.info/
音人
https://on-jin.com/
VSQplus+
https://vsq.co.jp/plus/
ポケットサウンド
https://pocket-se.info/
YouTubeAudioLibrary
効果音辞典
https://sounddictionary.info/
OtoLogic
https://otologic.jp/
無料効果音で遊ぼう！
https://taira-komori.jpn.org/index.html
柊情景音楽店
https://hiiragimusic.com/
音源堂さくら紅葉
https://yukizakura.net/

=グラフィック=
ニコニ・コモンズ
https://commons.nicovideo.jp/
イラストAC
https://www.ac-illust.com/
photoAC
https://www.photo-ac.com/
いらすとや
https://www.irasutoya.com/
PAKUTASO
https://www.pakutaso.com/20200843237post-30427.html
ツカッテ
https://tsukatte.com/
フキダシデザイン
https://fukidesign.com/

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